The Resistance Gives A Shit About Your Elections

Donald Trump was elected President of America, but he won't be inaugurated till next year. Joe Biden will be President until next year, and he hasn't been President for months already. There's actually no 'one' running America. This is a six-month interregnum, in the middle of an insurrection.

Don't think the Resistance isn't watching. Listen to Ansarallah's Nasruddin speaking to Trump's former Middle East adviser Gabriel Sowma.

Allow me to recount and comment on some of the points—or a point—that your guest [Gabriel Sowma] made. He said that the issue lies with the Biden administration. I'm not going to go on the topic of whether there's an issue with the administration or not. But I'll refer him to the news that came out yesterday from the captain of the Eisenhower aircraft carrier. He spoke of not being able to change his pajamas sometimes for an entire day because he was under military pressure from the Yemeni Armed Forces. I mean, if the President changes, will Eisenhower's captain be able to change his pajamas? Will he [the President] help him with that? [host laughs] The issue is not related to administration, but rather that the world has changed in terms of balance of power and in terms of the use of weapons.

This is very astute political analysis, Nasruddin is dropping science on you. The US Eisenhower was commissioned in 1977 and it's going to be commanded by a 78-year-old. None of this inspires fear. As Hezbollah's late, great Sayyed Hassan Nasrallah said the first time,

We should thank [Donald] Trump for revealing yet again the true face of the U.S. administration—a racist, criminal, murderous, bloodthirsty entity that confiscates freedoms, plunders wealth, conspires against oppressed peoples.

Neither Trump nor his father, nor his grandfather, nor George Bush, nor his father, nor his grandfather, nor any of these racists can touch the courage, will, conviction, or faith of even a child among us, let alone our men and elders. Therefore, we are not worried; rather, we are very optimistic, because when an idiot resides in the White House and openly flaunts his foolishness, it marks the beginning of relief for the oppressed around the world.

Right now, the US military is just a luxury terrorist organization. All they can do is assassinate people and kill civilians, the tactics of the weak. Meanwhile the so-called terrorists are hitting military targets with pinpoint precision and slowly but surely liberating their land. These men are terroirists, not terrorists, you need to understand. As Nasruddin said, the “world has changed in terms of balance of power and in terms of the use of weapons.” I'll let him expand. Nasruddin said,

The issue today is that America's prestige is no longer in those large and gigantic ships but rather that it has become an easy target because those ships are large. Today, things have changed and there's a new power in the region. America has become decrepit, aged, and grown old. America in its size and ability resembles Biden; it has become senile, bent back, and weak. So much so that even the electoral competition today in America is between a group of elderly people, old seniors competing against each other for presidency. America has become old and we are still young, we still have energy and vitality, and we also produce light weapons that resemble us!

Drones and hypersonic missiles, those which resemble the youth with their speed, movement, and vitality. Your leaders resemble your weapons: old, and our leadership resembles our weapons: fast, modern, and young [host laughs, this must be great in Arabic]. America must realize that it has grown old, and that the region has also grown up and is seeing things from a new perspective, a resistance one. And they're also young—Hamas, Hezbollah, here in Yemen, in Iraq—while the regimes sponsored by the United States in the region resemble Salman Bin Abdulaziz, who can no longer stand without his wheelchair. There is a very great similiarity between America and those who deal with it, who have grown old and greyed; and still imagine that things are still as they want them to be. The matter has exceeded this scene, and with respect, let me say it also resembles us on screen right now, our age difference. [ROFL]

These are so many sick burns, matched by so many ships burns in the Red Sea. Remember that Yemen has defeated the US Navy. As former CENTCOM Commander Frank McKenzie, recently said, “The Houthis [Ansarallah] have prevailed. We have failed. They control the Bab el-Mandeb.” This is a strategic defeat for America. This is another major historical event you'd completely miss if you read the news. The victors write the history, and the imperial press is increasingly drifting from reality because they're losing. They're literally losing the plot and getting potted on their own propaganda. This is why you should read the Resistance (especially if you consider them an enemy). Nasruddin's analysis is uniquely hilarious, but it's not anomalous.

See Hezbollah's statement on the election, from their new leader Sheikh Naim Qassem.

Qassem said, “We will force the enemy to seek an end to its aggression on its own, focusing on the battlefield rather than political maneuvering. Hezbollah does not count on U.S. elections, which hold no value to us. We rely on the battlefield, where the occupation is at a disadvantage.”

This goes back to Nasruddin's pajamas narrative. Can the US President put the USS Eisenhower's pajamas on? Hell, can the the US President put their own pajamas on? America's President faces the ruin of any Prince, to be neither loved nor feared, but simply ignored. The Resistance does not give a shit about this election. The US President obviously doesn't matter, they don't even have one right now. There's an interregnum during an insurrection, and the insurrection is winning. Inshallah.

As the Vice President of the Ansarallah Media Authority, Nasr El-Din Amer said, “By the grace of Allah, we are not enslaved to America to the point of tying our fate to the results of its elections. Whoever wins, let them come. Welcome. Our armed forces will greet them with iron and fire, and our people will welcome them with million-strong marches cursing America and any of its rulers. Watch the squares on Friday, and witness our rockets and drones by sea and by land, in support of Gaza and Lebanon.”

Or as the PFLP (Palestinian Commies) said, “Our people have never placed their hopes on any candidate from either the Democratic or Republican parties, as we have never witnessed any positive change in U.S. administration policies.”

Or as Hamas said, even more diplomatically, “The elected U.S. President is urged to heed the voices that have risen from within American society itself for more than a year.”

But all of these statements are nothing next to the actions of the Resistance, which show them as younger, more technologically advanced, infinitely more moral, and better strategists than the Carbon Crusaders. When Empire assassinates Resistance leaders, the Resistance gets younger and more dynamic leaders. Meanwhile Empire's safe and soft leadership are literally dying in office, turning the White House into a retirement home for the war criminally insane. The future belongs to one of these people, and I don't think it's the visibly dying rapists.

Remember that the Axis of Resistance are not terrorists, they're terroirists, fighting for their land. The land gives them the greatest reason to fight and a home field advantage. And God knows they're pressing it, regardless of any distant danse macabre. The Resistance gives a shit about the American elections. They're busy resisting. You should join us. It's literally liberating.