"Dick is abundant & low-value," as the dead Internet saying goes. And what comes out of dick? Natural General Intelligence. What is the rush to make artificially what anyone can make naturally? And how are they going to capitalize on it when communists have already made AI a commodity?

First, Why?

First off, why are men trying to make a copy of human intelligence at all? Have they met people? I, myself, have made intelligent life twice myself, by being dumb. Having released my own NGI models into the wild, I can assure you that they're charming but wildly incompetent. It's not their fault. Humans are just unreliable and dumb. To err is human, as the saying goes. It's what gives us our magic and our fun.

Computers call these errors, but computer intelligence is an entirely different form. Computers are reliable and dumb, they are useful engines, like Thomas. You can set them to a task and they won't get distracted and hallucinate or invade Poland. Making a computer a human is possible, I guess, but that would mean increasing the error rate by definition. Allowing for hallucinations. And lying. Because that's what being human is. To err is human. You can't debug a bug.

And, furthermore, do we not have enough humans already? You can run a human for 0.1 grams of gold a day. OpenAI alone has committed to 11,000,000 kg of gold ($1,5 trillion dollars) to Artificial Intelligence, enough to feed and even educate millions of people. Why are they investing so much in theoretical artificial people when we already have real people? Why would you make a human in a lab when you anybody can make love at home? Women make humans all the time but Men are real Pygmalions about it.

Second, Why Pay?

It's strange to explain this to a capitalist, but it's not about whether a project is cool or not, it's what people will pay for it. And who's going to pay for this? They keep saying the next model is going to hack the government or solve math problems I can't spell, but what's the TAU here? There's not that many 'Israelis', and they won't exist in 10 years. Most people use AI for dumb shit and want to pay little or nothing for it. And we can. AI is abundant and low-value.

If I ever want to do a task twice, I just run a 中文 model (Qwen3-8B) on my $1,000 laptop. It's fine. I'm not trying to solve frontier math, I can barely add above ten reliably. I just want some de-enshittified search, light translation, and copy/paste code. Cheap/free AI is fine for my purposes which are probably more than the mass market. The Whites keep advertising the latest greatest model but this is like getting Einstein to review a patents. Nobody really needs the latest model except the guys selling the latest model. Most people are basically en retarded, and en retard (behind or late) AI is fine for our purposes. There is no mass market of billions of paying customers here, and what there might have been under monopoly capitalism has been competed down to a nub by communism (FTW).

Scam Altman and Wario Another Man are on the hook for trillions in commitments and there is no big market for this. AI is low-value and abundant. The only chance would be monopolization and enshittification, but the bloody 中文 have ruined it.

This puts a lot of real dicks on the hook for trillions. Scam Altman and Wario Amodei promised trillions of dollars, but neither of their companies has made a profit, ever. And Oracle, which laundered their scrip, is already declaring force majeure on these projects, the force being they're idiots. The whole US economy is a MLM for LLMs, it's a bunch of IOUs for GPUs, and it's DOA because the CPC.

The Multi-Level Marketing scheme is that NVIDIA makes graphic cards, Microsoft installs them, and OpenAI says it'll pay for them. But NVIDIA and Microsoft pay OpenAI and everything's done on credit and double-billing, what are we doing? I've heard of pyramid schemes, but this is a dodecahedron of scamming. Many hyperscalers don't even want to unbox their GPUs lest they start the depreciation clock and have to declare that they make no money on these things. They're keeping them wrapped up like Pokemon cards because that's what this economy is. The US economy is seven companies in a trenchcoat, pretending to be a real economy.

Meanwhile, real economies do real things, like compete AI down to a commodity. Even worse than commodification, Comrade Xi has called AI an 'international public good,' sending shudders through the heart of capitalists. Xi said, at the 2026 World AI Conference in Shanghai, "As a responsible major country, China is always committed to providing international public goods relating to AI." And, "We must carry out extensive international cooperation and help Global South countries with capacity building to bridge the AI and digital divides, promote sustainable development, and prevent creating new historical injustice in AI." The White Empire's profit margin is historical injustice and China is hitting them right where it hurts, the technical hegemony.

Contrast this to the 2025 America's AI Action Plan, which quotes Trump saying, "it is a national security imperative for the United States to achieve and maintain unquestioned and unchallenged global technological dominance." But this is already gone, and all that's left is a bunch of dominos left to fall. It's not just me using local AI and not paying for it at all. The White Empire is rapidly losing both world and home markets.

As CNBC reports, "Chinese AI models have gone from a relatively small share of usage to a majority on two major developer platforms that provide gateways for companies to access models from different providers. On OpenRouter, they accounted for 57%-67% of tokens used in the week of Sept. 14, up from 6%-13% in February. On Vercel, their share rose to 55% in August from 11% in January."

The speculation among AI speculators was that they could monopolize, enshittify, and increase prices on the technology. This time, however, the crony capitalists can't, because communism. The commies have already seized the means of production (the first plane hitting the tower) and are sharing with the rest of the world (the second). America will not be the world trade center for AI. Nobody wants to pay for these White AI models that cost and arm and a leg and blow them off if you criticize 'Israel'.

Third, More Words

Unable to compete, the AI speculators have to pull a gun on the US government, saying, "bail us out or we'll release SkyNet and kill us all." But everyone knows that's bullshit. We already have SkyNet, it's the US government.

AI has already enslaved the world. That's such old news it's history. Corporations are legal persons, this is long-settled law, and they've long had the write to political 'speech', ie to buy elections. Most of the world has been literally enslaved by corporations already. Slavery under Corporate AI built the greatest fortunes in history, the VoC, the Mississippi Company, the South Sea Company. The question is not whether these corporations are intelligent, but whether we are.

Just as White men got really excited about human slaves back then, they're excited about artificial slaves now, but their greed crashed their precious markets in 1720 and it's going to crash them now. The difference is that they actually did monopolize the world for centuries, but they won't be able to play that trick again because the world has moved on. Communists have seized the means of production, made AI into a public good, and now nobody is going to pay through the nose for AI when everybody knows it's abundant and low-value.