Iran Defeats The White Media By Just Doing Stuff
The White Empire has always lied to me, but somehow nothing is real until these liars admit it. The Wall Street Infernal and New York Crimes still remain god-tier links despite being obviously Satanic grifts. As Shakespeare said, “Hell is empty, And all the devils are here,” and publishing.
While the subject of history is still the subjectively worst people, let's see how they're processing their loss in the Ramadan War. Not well, but the signal seems to be reaching their dim brains in some form. The Western press is now starting to report what the Resistance has been saying all along. That the White Empire is A) retreating B) losing assets C) running out of ammo and D) dumb.
A | Retreat = ‘Working Remotely’

In one of the most insanely millennial ways to describe a retreat, the NYCrimes says Iran’s Attacks Force U.S. Troops to Work Remotely. I didn't get fired, I'm just working remotely, from another country, and also the boss drone strikes me if I go back to the office. OK then. What's really happened is as the Iranian Spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari bothered to say in English. “You're fired. You are familiar with this sentence. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
Ebrahim telling Trump he's fired, in English
The NYCrimes sharticle that should have stayed a brainfart acknowledges this without acknowledging this. It says, “There were close to 40,000 U.S. troops in the region when the war started, and Central Command has dispersed thousands of them, some to as far away as Europe.” I think there's one English word for this and it's retreat. They also said, “Many of the 13 military bases in the region used by American troops are all but uninhabitable.” This can also be described in one word, defeat. Truth is the first casualty of war, and I guess language is the second. Not content with massacring of children, these people are massacring their own language.
On the other hand, Zolfaghari is quite capable of delivering third-degree burns in this third (or fourth) language because reality is actually quite simple. The White Empire is being pushed out of the region entirely. Here he is explaining the situation to these idiots.
Shitty auto-translate, not authoritative subs
He said, via AryJeay's translation, “Why do the deluded US officials not leave Washington & come to the region to see the real battlefield and terrifying state of their bases & soldiers?” As I've said, there is a deep (racist) reluctance to acknowledge Iranians as the subjects of history, so the Empire blames inanimate objects and hides in sheer verbiage. Zolfaghari also said, “Ending the war on your own by relying on the seductive media, which are an inverted mirror of truth, will not bring any benefit or fruit.” Ain't it the truth?
Ebrahim also warned the Gulf hoteliers quartering US troops (one of the reasons the US rebelled against the UK and made the 3rd Amendment). He said, “American commanders and soldiers have fled and are hiding outside their bases. We are looking for them.” ‘Working remotely’, my ass. This is a retreat turning into a rout.
B | Asses Handed To Them = Assets Damaged
Meme via Iranian Embassy in South Africa, referencing an American meme, but with their own Kariz pomegranate juice
One of my foundational memories from Ohio was lying on the carpet reading the NYTimes during Gulf War I, clipping out pictures of fighter jets and feeling, I'm ashamed to say, proud. But as the Bible says, “When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things,” (1 Corinthians 13). Today the Wall Street Journal is running the same sort of images, but of military assets in ruins.



The WSJ is of course underreporting and coping. They can't stop lying, even when they're telling the truth. By their accounts, the USS Gerald Fart was ‘not damaged in combat’ and just ran away from combat coincidentally. And their own F-18 shot down their own F-15s, the first time in history of the Kuwaiti Air Force doing anything at all. Tis but a scratch, as the Monty Python said, while losing all his limbs.
As our good knight Ebrahim patiently explains in what is just a regular update, “Iran's Armed Forces have the initiative and strength backed by the people [we'll get to this] and news censorship cannot hide the massive casualties and material losses at occupied territories and American bases in the region. And victory comes only from Allah.”
The Quran says Allah rewards those who have faith and do good works, and Iran has done good work here. Martyrs like Brig General Hassan Tehrani Moghaddam and Brig General Amir Ali Hajizadeh took a big strategic bet on missiles instead of fighter jets which we're now seeing trump Trump.
Martyr Brig General Amir Ali Hajizadeh
We are in an entirely new paradigm of warfare, with America operating the antiquated base/fighter model like Nokia and Iran operating modern tunnel/missile warfare like smartphones. Americans talk about the dollar value of their matériel and miss the point that their entire model is worthless now, and will never be rebuilt anyhow.
As Zolfaghari says (Lord preserve him), “Our enemies know that continuing the war means yet another layer of ruin on top of their already ruined bases—damage that will not be rebuildable.”
Now the White media is slowly acknowledging this as well.
C | We're Running Out = They're Running Out

Remember, always, that every accusation from Empire is a confession (accufession). Then you can correctly read between the line when they say Iran is running out of missiles. How does Iran run out of missiles? They make them cheaply in Iran and launch them from cheap trucks and underground missile cities.
RGC Aerospace Force commander, martyr Amir Ali Hajizadeh said “If we start today unveiling a missile city every week, it won't be finished even in two years. We have so much, such an abundance of infrastructure.”
Iran has said they're ready for 10 years of this and I believe them, they've never lied to them. Meanwhile the Empire has always lied to me, so I just assume they're talking about themselves. Which they certainly are in this instance.
It's simply more difficult to supply yourself for an offensive war on the other side of the world than a defensive one at home. It doesn't matter how many aircraft carriers the Empire has, Iran has a giant aircraft carrier called land. This is the big strategic difference between the Empire and Iran. The Empire is like a Swiss Army Knife, they have to be ready to stab anyone, everywhere, but are really only good for killing children. As Sun Tzu said, “To be prepared everywhere is to be strong nowhere.” Iran, however, is just trying to defend Iran and the Muslim World, and has evolved specifically for the very battle they're facing now.

The other big strategic difference is that Empire's model is vertical (dropping bombs down on poor people) and Iran's is horizontal (firing smart missiles across). As we've discussed, these are very different propositions, and Iran has the technological advantage both in quantity and quality. As well as basic home-field advantage.
With tunnel and missile dominance, Iran follows the Sun Tzu dictum, “To excel at defense means hiding oneself away in the deepest recesses of the earth. To excel at offense means striking from the highest reaches of the heavens.” With tunnel vision and antiquated ordnance, 'America' follows the Don Tzu dictum, “warfare is the art of self-deception” and “if you don't know what you're doing, neither does the enemy.”
Anyways, forget the theory, which we've discussed at length, let's get to the practice. America's rapid depletion of limited stock has been so bad that even the usual propaganda outlets are covering it (the military-industrial complex allows this, because they get more contracts).


Note that while America's supply of dumb bombs is effectively infinite, its supply of smart (guided) missiles is not, and this is precisely what Iran is forcing them to exhaust. As the imperial CSIS said, referencing the Washington Post, America has fired more Tomahawk missiles already than in Iraq II. CSIS said “850 missiles [fired] would account for around half of available launchers in the region” and “The Navy is set to receive 110 Tomahawks in FY 2026. Existing stockpiles are estimated to be in the low-3,000s.” This means 'America' has used 8 years of production in a month. This is not good, unless you're Raytheon, licking your rapey chops.
'America' is now a luxury terrorism force—assassinations, school bombings, hospital explosions—and its luxury terrorism products are small-batch, artisanal, and bespoke. It also has to export these products halfway across the world, to where they don't have bases anymore. Then—if they can even find a parking spot—they have to use even more expensive and irreplaceable aircraft or aircraft carriers to launch the stuff. There's a very long and expensive supply chain linking 'America' to terrorism in Iran, and Iran is simply stretching this out to its breaking point. 'America' blames its losses on accidents but that's just Iranian strategy at work. They are exhausting the enemy till they make mistakes. However it happens, the Empire is losing a plane every day or two now.

Sun Tzu said “By any reckoning, an army lacking its supply wagons will perish,” and that's what Iran is doing. Methodically targeting US bases, forcing them to use refuelling planes (KC-135s), and then targeting those ‘supply wagons’ in the air or on the ground. Iran has already taken out most of the ground-based radar (information supply), and now they're taking mobile AWACS down. As the joke goes, “CENTCOM told me Shaheds keep eating his KC-135s so I asked how many KC-135s he has and he said he just goes to NORTHCOM and gets a new KC-135 afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding KC-135s to Shaheds and then INDOPACOM started crying.”
The White Empire, entire, is simply running out of missiles, planes, and places to park them and blaming this on ‘accidents’ just makes Iran's job easier. Sun Tzu said the art of war is deception, but Don Tzu says it's the art of self-deception and does God's work for the Great Satan. Where their otherwise craven press notices this is in missile shortages, which they of course project onto Iran before finally looking at themselves. So let's look at just missiles, though that's only one part of the problem.

RUSI (which is some British stink-tank, not Russian), says “over a dozen munition types have been expended by the coalition at a rate that appears to be unsustainable. Already, Rheinmetall CEO Armin Papperger noted on 19 March that global stockpiles are ‘empty or nearly empty’ and that if the war continues another month ‘we nearly have no missiles available’.” Iran knows this as much as anyone.
As RUSI calculates (again, from within the Empire), 'Israel' will run out of most defensive missiles within months and 'America' will be run out of town before that. Iran is dug in for 10 years but the White Empire cannot last for more than a few months. Just look.


RUSI, which is not Russian but perfidious Brits
The readiness rate of 'America's' antiquated fleet (how often equipment can be used without breaking down) is bad in the best of times, and these are the worst of times, where they have nowhere to land and do maintenance. 'America's' problems compound the longer this goes on, and Iran just has to hang around. This level of attrition is not a winning proposition, according to the Empire's own calculations.

In fact, a JINSA (Jewish American something) paper acknowledged this in 2024, calling it The Tyranny of Geography lol. Describing the Gulf States where the US was based, that author said,
“The thousands of short-range missiles that Iran possesses are a factor here. There is no strategic depth. An F-35 is very hard to hit in the air. On the ground it is nothing more than a very expensive and vulnerable chunk of metal sitting in the sun.” And “If the attacker is able to take out air defense radars with swarms of drones, then it will be very hard to conduct a successful ballistic missile defense.” This is exactly what happened, quite predictably, and Iran planned it this way knowing the colonizers were predictable morons.
Reports, of course, are lost on Trump, who is getting his information from Sportscenter-style highlight reels and talking to sycophants and blackmail artists. Iran, however, is led by philosopher warriors and they are deeply aware this strategic imbalance and have centered all their energy around exploiting it. They have been this asymmetric war for generations, whereas Trump doesn't know who he's going to bomb next week. As Sun Tzu said, “Now, the one who has the most tallies in the “temple calculations” before battle will surely be victorious over the one with fewer, let alone the one who has no tallies at all! From this I conclude that victory and defeat can be foreseen.”
D | Revolutionary People > Revolting People
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