How Indians Became Injuns

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They enslaved paradise
And called it immigration

The colonizers thought they found Indians in America, and now actual Indians have obliged them by migrating. Now they're being charged $100,000 for the privilege of being colonizers, which is a fancy way of saying you ain’t White and never will be. I guess we're finding out that we're all Injuns to them.

If you're a brown person in America, you're Indian them, or should I say Injun, given the new conditions. I don't mean Native Americans who are definitely not Indian, but people Sri Lankans and Pakistanis who are more recently not Indian. We're all Injuns to white people, innit? The only difference is ‘feather or dot,’ as they say. The broke-ass colonizers hoped they'd found India when they landed in America, and now they've got their wish. The Indians come to them, and pay for the privilege. The colonized become colonizers, and lose their identities in the process. And now the process is ending.

Remember that whiteness is a ladder (the only rule is kicking down) and that Indians are not color-blind. Color-based hierarchy is really an Indian invention, stolen by the British. Even today, you'll struggle to find someone more anti-immigration than a recent immigrant. Sri Lankans are the worst among them. A Sri Lankan was the Chairman of Reform UK (Zia Yusuf), a Sri Lankan adoptee has wified the leader of the AfD in Germany, the Sri Lankans I know are generally conservative. Despite having a passport as vilified as North Korea's, Sri Lankans are not reliable allies to anybody but the colonizers. If look at the administrators of British Empire, they looked like us, and they still do under American administration. Look at Rishi Sunak, rising to chief butler of the butt-end of British Empire. Or Biden's Indians, becoming the spokespeople for genocide. Injuns are sadly the most loyal foot soldiers of White Empire. Just look at the Gurkhas, still under British command. We embarrass ourselves by how much we embrace the white man.

Hell, if you look at an anti-migration force, they look like migrants! ICE speaks Spanish, they speak Hindi at Heathrow. The face of Empire may be White, but the boots are Black and Brown. Always has been and still happening. Just as the Roman Empire became less Roman to grow, the White Empire became less White, it's always been so. It's just logical. Colonization eats up the colonized and shits out colonizers. Fertility is the fertilizer of colonization and slaughter must flow like water. That's how the sausage of immigrant nations is made. With immigrant blood and brains.

Indians thought they were getting ahead of the game, rising to the highest levels of servitude to the white man, running Google and Microsoft while the white founders went off to diddle children, running nations like the UK as they crash into the ground. In fact, we're just going to be left holding the bag, and at the bitter end White people will say I told you so. When Empire was White, we did it right, when it went Brown, it fell down. So congratulations to everyone working for diversity and representation within White Empire. This was like trying to improve the tiger from within, all you improved was their digestion, and got shat out in the end.

The whole thing was a sham. The idea of a better life in the West was always predicated on making things worse everywhere else, then calling it a blessing to raise their children and nurse their parents. It's the old post-colonial bait and switch (it's still colonial, just post being aware of it). Never forget that ‘immigrating for a better life’ is just the Western perspective. From our perspective, we immigrate because it's less worse. There's a big difference. Leaving our land, culture, and families is traumatic and bad. It's only been made possibly because Empire inflicted worse violent trauma on the colonized world, turning us into colonizers. It didn't need to be this way. Empire only needed it so.

The entire nature of post-colonial colonization has been making our countries so unstable and poor that the slaves drive themselves into the colonies. That's why they put down almost every liberation movement, to keep us from liberating ourselves, duh. That's what the whole fight against communism was. Keeping our communities down, and keeping us colonized. This is the slavery of our times as Tolstoy said in 1900, if you're just catching up. White Empire has always needed slaves, and they're not going to drive themselves north. But if you make things shit enough in the South, the slaves will march themselves ups. Hell, they'll pay for the privilege. Thus the new Injuns drive ourselves into America and Australia and Canada, doctors and software engineers first.

Again and again (because history keeps repeating), only colonies require colonizers. I don't know a single person who became Sri Lankan, we basically don't have an immigration process, just a bunch of stranded wives and husbands. Most countries are like this. It's only White Empire that reproduces through words rather than wombs. See the many brands of the same bullshit, 'Israelis', Americans, Canadians, and Australians. It's no different from Nike and Adidas, all of these manufactured abominations should be boycott.

What they call ‘immigration nations’ are a historical abomination. They violently bordered the world to stop people just walking around and make us march to the colonies, as slaves. Never have so many people been moved across the world with less freedom. Borders, passport control, it's all bullshit. My grandfather just took a boat to England when he felt like, border control generally wasn't a concept outside of wars. This changed after World War II because World War II never ended. We think we live in a post-colonial, post-war era but that's just the collective madness we call sanity. Colonization is a crazy process and it's crazy making. When I tell my brown relatives they look at me like I'm insane but we are the new colonizers, and colonization is actually ending now, just in time to get kicked out. Indians thought they were becoming the new White, but no, we're just the new Injuns to them.