The USS Gerald Ford, their latest aircraft carrier, is getting backed up and mocked because its toilets don't work. Far from projecting strength, the US Navy is projecting stench, and instead of being feared, they're being laughed at. Machiavelli has no direct quotes on this, but it's Machiasmelly situation. Perhaps it's gallows humor because Iranian people may still get bombed, but let's have a shallow dig at the evil empire nonetheless, and then go into a more serious analysis anon. What's happening is like if the Death Star plans get leaked, and the vulnerability is through any toilet.

Sanitation has been an ongoing problem for the Gerald Fart, ie it keeps coming up. This is because—like everything the US has built recently—it's a bad design taken to its illogical conclusion, and billions of dollars over budget. The USS Fart has those horrid airplane toilets divided into 10 zones, and the whole vacuumal zone goes down if a single loo gets clogged. The only solution is more money to the military-industrial complex, so it's not a bad design in the looting-your-own-treasury sense, the actual way the US government is run. As one of their internal reports said, “To address unexpected and frequent clogging of the system, the Navy has determined that it needs to acid flush the CVN 77 and 78’s [the Fart] sewage system on a regular basis, which is an unplanned maintenance action for the entire service life of the ship. According to fleet maintenance officials, while each acid flush costs about $400,000.”

The toilets are an ongoing problem made worse by forever war because the Fart has been deployed eight months now, over the regular six, heading for a record 11. The petty war criminals on board have been committed to piracy in the Caribbean and aggression in the Middle East by the sex criminals running the show like their ship is a bath toy to be flung around. The toilet design was bad in the first place, but it goes to worse as they race around the world being racist. Every day, debt-slave soldiers cannot flush the toilets in the morning, and the ship cannot acid-flush itself without going to port. The US Navy is literally shitting itself, like the 'Israeli' Army before them. The Axis of Resistance has gone from facing the Diaper Army of Jewish stormtroopers to the Toilet Navy of the Empire itself. They inspire disgust in more ways than one.

As an email revealed by US state media said, “Every day that the entire crew is present on the ship, a trouble call has been made for ship's force personnel to repair or unclog a portion of the VCHT system, since June 2023,” reads an undated document provided by the Navy, through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request. As mentioned, the Vacuum Collection, Holding and Transfer (AKA airplane toilet) is divided into 10 zones, and the whole zone goes down at once.

According to a statement from Sixth Fleet Public Affairs Officer Tim Gorman, the carrier’s waste system is broken into 10 zones and the carrier averages “two zone cloggings per day due to foreign material induction into the system.” Most of the clogs are “unauthorized items being flushed into the system (i.e. t-shirt or mop heads).” He said, repairs take “on average, between 30 minutes and two hours.” (WHRO)

What this means practically, according to one petty criminal's pathetic mother, is that “At least once a month (during their first deployment) they would wake up to poop on the floor and have to mop it up.” Again, this is a structural problem with the Gerald Fart, which becomes worse the longer it's deployed without a $400,000 total flush, which it can only get in safe ports, ie, not at war. And the Fart is being flung from Venezuela to Iran without a thought. The Fart is being deployed to intimidate Iran, but that's pretty hard to do when you're shitting yourself in public.

One theory (a joke really) is that the debt-slave sailors are stuffing ‘unauthorized’ items down the toilet to avoid being human sacrificed to Raytheon and Lockheed Martin. These ‘suckers and losers’ as Trump calls them have been out here for months enforcing genocide for 'Israel', deposing Venezuela for oil companies, and are now called to attack Iran for Satan knows what. A person is alone in a lavatory, and perhaps these sailors have a moment of conscience, or at least a sense of self-preservation. US sailors have a chance, in privy, to do something right by just flushing something wrong. I don't think they're doing this btw, their souls are already gone, but it's a story going round. It's more likely that they're just idiots and can't use a toilet.

As one March 2025 email said, “Our sewage system is being mistreated and destroyed by Sailors on a daily basis. My HT's are currently working 19 hours a day right now trying to keep up with the demand.” And this was on normal deployment, not being dragged around to quite possibly get sunk in a confined battlespace. When dozens of bombs start flying and you can't even drop a deuce, you have to wonder what you're doing with your life, and who for; a bunch of oligarchs pushing ships around the map to cover up for their sex crimes, that's who. This must be running through every sailor's mind as they go number 2 in a shitty vacuum tube loo, where the tubes are too narrow anyways, because the huge US military budget goes mostly to corruption, not anything useful.

Many of the sailors on board the Gerald Fart were born before 9/11, and were babies during the Iraq, the last time the US government bothered to manufacture consent credibly either. Now it's just 20 year olds being told go where you're told, while their elders rape children. As the regime's radio reports,

The average age on the USS Ford is similar to a college campus. For many of the sailors, this is their first extended time away from home. At times the emails almost evoke a floating dorm room, revealing that everything from t-shirts to a four-foot piece of rope have been removed from the system. The vacuum pipes are narrow. Brown paper towels and even commercial toilet paper also cause breakdowns. The most common problem is a valve at the back of the toilets that can be knocked loose and cause all of the toilets (which the Navy calls heads) in one of 10 zones to lose suction.

Morale must be low, with blood on their hands and poo on the floor. And if you could maybe turn the ship around by knocking a valve, why not? These sheeple have been putting their lives on hold for months, why not hold it a little longer? In a simpering WSJ report on what sacrifice means to these cowards, war criminal Capt. David Skarosi said,

“I’ve spoken to many of your Sailors who are coming to terms with missing Disney World plans, weddings they already RSVP’d to attend, and spring break trips to Busch Gardens,” Skarosi wrote in the letter seen by the Journal. But “when our country calls, we answer,” he concluded. 

But what about when duty calls, you bastard? And what country? The US Constitution formalized a war crime in the first place, and Trump is wiping his ass with that in these end days. US Presidents don't have the authority to declare war without Congress, but they flushed that convention long ago to just rampage alone. Now Trump uses the US military for petty piracy and extortion, without even the fig leaf of propaganda to sell it to the soldiers as something noble. Might as well flush random shit down the head if the head of your government is wiping his ass with the Constitution.

If you want a more operations analysis of the problems with this carrier group and war against Iran in general, throw something in this beggar blogger's hat and I'll go on. This covers the Russian and seemingly Chinese ships in the region, the threat (promise) of Iranian submarines, and the US Generals who are leaking more than the toilets.