Continental Grift

The Valeriepieris Circle

Europe is not a continent,

America is incontinent, 

and Asia is predominant.

Remember,

Europe was just an act of god-tier hating, 

drawing a racist line across Asia 

and calling it a continent.
It was a continental grift.

Recall,

America was just avoiding their fating,
Withdrawing empire across the North Atlantic,
Then pissing it all away in incontinent panic,
Like a continental rift,

All the while,

Asia was just diligently waiting,
The Valeriepieris Circle rejuvenating,
Becoming not dominant but predominant,
In an act of continental uplift.

So the racist aphasia across Asia,
They call Europe or even Eurasia,
Gets eaten by an American failure,
For continental breakfast.

And the racist idea of America,
That used to be stronger and scarier,
Fucks itself in rank hysteria,
A Continental Congress.

Remember, en fin

Europe was never a continent,
America has gotten incontinent,
And now Asia is predominant.
Welcome to the Asian century.

Built on the back of China,
The balls of Yemen,

The arms of Russia,

and the blood of Palestinians.


I write poems within posts anyways, thought I'd put them in a line, but that's actually much harder.