This little demon peed on my laptop for attention, so here is some attention for her. This is Baby Cat, AKA Baba who we officially and laboriously named Dvipin, after the Sanskrit name for leopard, which is also the name for islands, given their spots, but that name was completely abandoned and we just call her Baba. She pees, scratches, and climbs the walls, but is otherwise adorable.

Baba is obviously a bred cat (a Bengal), meaning borderline retarded. She's the only cat I know that doesn't land on her feet and has little to no survival instincts. She got out of the house once and I wandered around the neighborhood like a fool calling ‘Baby, baby’ until I found her 10 feet away, before she got eaten by a mongoose or whatever.

I do not really approve of bred animals but my wife does and here we are. I did not like her at first, but she's grown on me. She scratches, bites, and pisses, but is also very affectionate once you get to know her personality. She sleeps next to me on the pillow most nights, as long as I don't pet her too much.

My favorite cat and best friend is Pippi, who adopted us as a skinny runt in the rain. Pippi is very street smart and though we tried to keep him inside for a year, he is from the streets and for the streets and he goes out. He actually goes out all day. I think he has a job. I heard that he goes and sleeps on the neighbors bed which I don't like at all. Like me, Pippi also did not like Baba when she arrived but she has grown on him.

Anyways, I just wrote this so Baby would have some attention and stop pissing on my electronics and taking me offline for days on end. Merry Christmas in advance.