... I'd like to talk about my primordial parents next. I take communion with them every day still. Water and salt.
The first instance of fucking, the first ejaculation, was water splashing on rock. The Earth was a bunch of hot-ass, melty rocks and gas until it cooled down enough for a rock monster like me to melt and become liquid water. And in that form, I was reborn. At the moment the first fuck was given.