The title is a joke, in reference to the last Hyperloop article. This is another technology idea, this time a reinvented squatting toilet (or squatty). Squatting is by far a more natural position than sitting for shitting, and probably better for you. The body isn’t really designed to sit that way and it can pinch up your colon and lead to straining. At the same time, squatting toilets kinda suck and can be and feel dirtier than porcelain thrones. This new invention by design student Peter Codling tries to bridge the gap. It looks pretty interesting.
All you need to do is make the regular toilet lower in height so that sitting (and shitting) is done closer to a squat, but with less knee strain.