Intense. Indeed. A Rocell (I think) toilet ad.
There was some great news of the weird recently. A woman at Cleopatra’s (nightclub/brothel) was arrested for keeping a cobra in a room. Very Blade Runner. Then last week a Chinese man was arrested for swallowing a $13,000 diamond at the Gem And Jewelry Show. Which is pretty funny, especially think of how they’d have to recover the diamond. Well, apparently he’s pooped it out now, as Police Spokesman Ajith Rohana reports. I wonder who got to fish it out.
He passed the stone this afternoon… and the evidence is now with gem experts,” police spokesman Ajith Rohana said, adding a judge had visited the suspect in hospital on Thursday and remanded him in custody on theft charges.
The man swallowed the diamond valued at $13,600 while showing interest in buying gems from the exhibition stall. He was administered laxatives in hospital. (inquirer.net)
Good times. Funny, non-life or nation threatening news is always good.
Get ready to listen to Chinese crap jokes. :)
Did you read the ad copy on the “intense” billboard? It’s beautiful, bizarre, confusing and quite incredible.
“For those who indulge in quiet pride our silent flush sets the perfect excuse”
Is the advertiser saying that a person needs an excuse to take a crap? Sri Lanka’s ad copywriters should be hailed for creating a new metaphor for taking a crap. “indulging in quiet pride”. ha ha… :)
Now, off to “indulge in some quiet pride”.. ha ha..
did you hear about the chinaman that shat himself at the opera? he mistook “clap” for “crap”! :D
not funny? not even a bit? yeah, i suck :(
:D