The day consumer goods companies discovered the Indian vagina was a bad day for everyone. First we got vagina whitening cream, now this. This is a vagina tightening cream called 18 Again. This is wrong on many levels.
Seriously, the site advertises the confidence of being 18 again. Really? The first time for any woman is hopefully not the best sex they’ll ever have. It is more likely painful and weird. The whole virgin thing is a kinda male fetish. If you mean the confidence to indulge a man in something stupid and not especially pleasurable to you… wait that probably is what they mean.
I mean, in the vagina whitening ad it’s all about not disgusting your man with your dirty brown vajayjay.
Beyond that, this product is peddling offensive nonsense in almost every regard.
24. Can too much sex cause a loose vagina?
Ans: Yes, repeated penetration contributes to loosening of the vagina.
Whaaat? Ans: No. Pushing repeated babies out maybe, but repeated sex, no. Read the FAQs, they’re hilarious. They’re basically pitching this at all women’s insecurities. Husband not interested in sex? Apply this cream. Less sex after childbirth? Vagina cream. Difficulty orgasming? Vagina cream. Oh God. And apparently the thing is edible (I got that from the oral sex question).
I would also venture that the concoction of pomegranate and aloe is useless. They recommend Kegel exercises, which have some effect, but both the cream and the problem they’re positing is quite largely nonsense. And disturbing. And funny.