Jacqueline Fernandez on the Kandy bus.
I must thank the commenters here for posting great links recently, Veedhur, and now b. This is a crazy first hand blog post about involuntary penis exposure on the bus. I think the French word for these ‘bus-jackers‘ is frotteur. The money quote from bfang is ‘SERIOUSLY, WHO DOES THIS?!?!? WHO EVEN CONSIDERS THIS?!?!?’ (Sri Lank-cock: A Snag In Solo Female Travel). Seriously though. This is a tourist, ie guest and this is really bad for Sri Lanka.
I understand cramped public transport, but this is just ridiculous. I look down at our thighs for the first time in daylight to examine the space situation, and that’s when I noticed his penis. It was out in full glory, albeit mostly hidden underneath his bag on his lap, but it was definitely out of his pants and pointed in my general direction. HIS FUCKING PENIS, GUYS. Easily the most horrifying thing to wake up to on a bus. HIS PENIS.
OMFG. What’s the most shocking is that most girls I know have also had involuntary penis sightings. A) Fucking uncool and B) illegal and C) fucking uncool.
Thankfully the culture is changing and young people from Sri Lanka Unites are organizing starting Monday to combat this problem. And it is a problem. Read bfang’s post for a first-hand report on how weird, gross, offensive and nationally embarrassing this public perversity is.