This is a photo of bird shit getting washed off a car. My friend’s car is always dirty and he finally decided to wash off some of the bird doo doo. While he was watching I took some photos. Then I looked over and saw that the driver side door was open and the interior (of it) had gotten a good soaking as well.
This is another image of bird shit, this time the speckled sidewalk near Town Hall. You’ll find this pattern under many a tree. It’s almost beautiful.