The shitty thing about having a cat addicted to Valium is that every pharmacy in a three mile radius think I’m a junkie. I wander in with a three month old prescription saying FOR A CAT on it and they basically just stare at me. Thing is, I ran out of pills yesterday and he just had a seizure so I had to wake up, beg and cajole the LAUGFS guy at two in the morning to score like 5 diazepam which, incidentally, costs Rs. 1.30.
Thing is, now I think the cat is high and he’s just staring at himself in the mirror.
Can you find some other drugs or a placebo?
How did it it get addicted anyway?
It’s a joke, he’s not addicted in that sense. Diazepam (in tiny quantities) just stops his seizures, it’s what the vet prescribed. If it stops working we’ll switch him, but for now this is fine. I just tease him about it.