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I got this in the mail. Apparently midnightdivas, known for selling lingerie online, has imported a product that enables ladies to pee standing up. I can’t tell is this is for liberated women or professional drunks. It’s basically a funnel which, well, to quote: “Just lower your panties and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal… You won’t be like a man, you’ll just pee like one.” I do admit that peeing standing up is one of the greatest things about being a man, besides physical security and higher income, but I’m not sure that a plastic pink prosthesis is the best way to even the score. My main question is what do you do with it after you’re done? It’s supposedly reusable.