There was this dead gecko frozen by a small nuclear holocaust or something. He’s stuck still screaming, in dinosaur mode, except dead. I don’t know how this happened but it did and this was his last photo shoot before he disintegrated. I have long wondered whether geckos were edible and, based on a cursory Google search, I think they might be. They don’t look very taste and some species expel feces in self defense. That is all I know or, more precisely, don’t know about geckos. They inhabit every nook and cranny of every kitchen. Some people think they’re gross, but I really don’t mind. I think this is now enough text to fill my layout requirements.