There was this dead gecko frozen by a small nuclear holocaust or something. He’s stuck still screaming, in dinosaur mode, except dead. I don’t know how this happened but it did and this was his last photo shoot before he disintegrated. I have long wondered whether geckos were edible and, based on a cursory Google search, I think they might be. They don’t look very taste and some species expel feces in self defense. That is all I know or, more precisely, don’t know about geckos. They inhabit every nook and cranny of every kitchen. Some people think they’re gross, but I really don’t mind. I think this is now enough text to fill my layout requirements.
looks like the classic window or door crush got it….and then slowly dried
I like the first picture
Every gecko I have seen dead (not a lot) was dead in some sort of action pose. Maybe they gasp their last breath.
Reminds me of a question I read while a kid: how (and why) do cockroaches flip on their back when dying?
Live geckos, gross. But this model – inspired, like your captions. You must have read a lot of marvel comics as a child.
I’m pretty sure it’s pesticide/insecticide(if there’s a difference?). I once lived in a house where the top floor was fumigated coz of ‘woodbugs’ and there were heaps of geckos that we found later, lookin like that. They were stuck to the walls .. frozen in time. Poor things. They later turned a weird shade of yellow and started to decompose rather slowly.