Vuvuzela by adelbeukes
I was trying to watch a World Cup match when I heard a horrid buzzing noise. Looking around I couldn’t see any flies or bees but I couldn’t shake that sense of irritation. Then I realized the noise was coming from the TV. Not that the TV was full of bees, but that the stadium was full of bees or something. I looked it up and the noise is actually coming from hundreds of people blowing this vuvuzela horn thing. I dunno what it sounds like alone, but altogether it sounds like a horde of angry bees. Apparently FIFA has decided not to ban the things, despite them disturbing player communication, coaching and probably disrupting TV revenue. I and this blog think that they should.