Why The LTTE Sucks At Their Job

Real terror. Today’s Pakistan Marriot bombing. New York Times

Terrorism can be pretty awesome (as in possessing some awe). I mean, 9/11 made the US freak the fuck out for eight years without either a) capturing Bin Laden or b) rebuilding the towers. It obviously has its power. The LTTE used to do some bad-assed skeletor style destruction – slaughtering monks in temples, blowing up the Central Bank, exploding windows at Ladies College. Now they don’t. I only noticed cause I got the news alert about the Islamabad bombing (oh my fucking god) and thought it was for Sri Lanka. Said the death toll was over 40 and I thought, wow, this is serious. But it’s not Sri Lanka, and the LTTE doesn’t get death tolls like that anymore. I mean, if you’re going to be terrorists, you might try to not suck at it. Or maybe they should’ve grown up and negotiated.

and just for balance, Mahinda sucks and Gotabaya would totally deport the Tamils if he could. Being stuck between a terrorist and a tyrant makes the proverbial rock seem cosy.

3 Comments

  1. Yeah, they suck…….. can’t even place a bus bomb without being noticed……… This is the end of LTTE era…. they should have said yes to federal solution……… now they don’t get anything………

  2. strange though.. this tyrant have anything to do with why the LTTE suck? but lets hope we dont end up in some kind of autocracy of the war ends

  3. U seem to be a sucker for good, kick-ass terrorist acts. Please! I used to think you were a sensitive fellow. Don’t hold or spread such jarring views.

    The Tamils are lovely people. At least the ones I know. It’s bad governance and mismanagement that drove them to extremism. If they aren’t at it any more, or if they they have stopped being as vicious, it’s because they are fed up of violence and slowly becoming more accepting.

    You should be happy. Now, there are fewer people to demand a fair share of the loot and the bounty.

    Or is it that you’re unhappy. This writing could be the frustration of the break up venting out through a different route. But I know that at heart you are a kind man. Show it too.

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