This actually ran in the kids section of today’s Island. That being a major newspaper, also known for it’s ‘Robbers Of Pubic Money‘ headline. This time they have fucked up on a scale I have not seen and hitherto could not imagine. This is not on the front page, but if you have a chance to get a copy off the stands today, I wholeheartedly recommend it. For the kids. This boo boo illustrates the perils of copying content from the Internet when the people doing your layouts don’t speak English. Or the proofers apparently. Or the editors. Oh my god. This is bad. And it’s in the kids section of a major national newspaper.
Someone has copied some old nursery rhymes, from the Internet I’d assumed. These are public domain and whatever. The problem is that they haven’t copied the old rhymes, they copied some new ones, some very very dirty ones. So now you have a kids section with poems about smoking weed, pedophilia, menstrual cunnilingus, etc. Fucking classic.