I would show them another finger entirely. Deccan Herald photo via Flickr
That guy Fernandopulle makes me spitting mad. He just had a party for 450 people at Water’s Edge (golf club). This is to celebrate being appointed Treasurer of the SLFP – chief robber baron of this land of thieves. Please note that I pay taxes. I pay at least 10,000 every month out of my paycheck, plus I pay tax on petrol, food and all and sundry. Just to say, I paid for that party. We paid for that party. This same Battaramullam Booruwa, last week in Parliament he admitted that Mahinda and 192 of his closest ass-washers spent half a million dollars for a tour to China. As a return on our investment, we established a Friendship City Guangzhoue. And everyone got a commerative charm bracelet. You fucking cunts. Please stop spending my money like you earned it. Build a tank or a temple, fine, that’s how king’s used to be judged. Keep bellies full and keep the faith. Today, politicians just buy a Benz and corrupt the faith. Now they don’t give a fuck about history, and they don’t give a fuck about me.
Anyways, if you weren’t keeping an eye on things – our soldiers are dying up North, 600,000 people still do not have homes, is still on death row in the evil Saudi kingdom, etc, erratum. This is a government that spent Rs 22 million on hoardings to fellate Mahinda for a year of robbery and only gave Rs 18 million to compensate Mavil-Aru farmers. This is a government dedicated to selling out our national security, freedom and very lives. I’m not saying that I don’t like pol sambol. I’m Sri Lankan and I got my feet, money and heart here if you want to call me a traitor. Denial isn’t patriotism, and things are seriously fucked up. Our leaders are corrupt to the core and this fish is rotting from the head. Once respectable men like Milinda Moragoda are polishing Mahinda’s balls. Our Opposition is led by two men without the courage to even acknowledge their own (homo) sexuality. The UNP is corrupt, the SLFP is depraved, the JVP are insane, and the JHU are an embarrassment.
And I still believe in democracy. It’s sucks but, you know, what else? I think Sri Lanka should add just one thing. Next time we vote, I want ‘None Of The Above’ as an option. Half of these fuckers don’t need to be replaced, they need to be fired. These people ignore us in their offices and stop us in the streets. Half of them should be fired, starting from the top. Politically impossible of course, like Ranil and Mangala admitting that they’re gay or Mahinda admitting that he stole tsunami money and gave money to the LTTE. But anyways, my vote is for ‘None Of The Above.