I was at Mark Kupfert’s party on St. Urbain. It’s fucking cold again. I’m walking down St Urban (as anglos say it) with my face tucked into my jacket, trying to remember Mark’s address. I see people going in a house, so I figure that’s it.
Dave’s sitting on the couch. He says we’re the only non-Jews there, which looks entirely possible. There are only 13 million Jews in the world, which honestly surprises me cause I personally know … 13 million.
Montreal is like that, I guess. There are only about 655,000 full-time English speakers out of a population of 3 million. I’m too lazy to use a calculator but I think that’s a little over 12.5%, lets say 15%. (Quebec Demographic Study, scroll down, there are cool maps at the bottom)
My friends are drawn from that 15% sample. Google says Montreal has 100,000 Jews. That’s only 3% of Montreal, but they make up 15% of the Anglophone population, my sample. I guess that’s why I know so many. In my little Anglo bubble, 15% are Jewish.. and many of their hot Jewish daughters are at this party.
I was talking to an old friend about her summer at Club Med. She was talking about how Club Med has zoned its own little universe in the Dominican. She was telling me fucked up stories about the Sex there. Apparently it’s all good to swap wives on vacation, or for 15 year olds to get corrupted by the Club Med staff. She was telling me one awful story about a 16 year old getting, uh, gang-raped. This entry is going to play havoc with my Google rankings. I already unintentionally turn up for such novel searches as:
Now I’m going to turn up for Club Med gang rape keywords, which I’m sure a surprising number of people are searching for. Anyways.
Sometimes I feel like it’s a strange world we live in. I was leaving the party with Dave and we see some people in a fight at Prince Arthur and St. Laurent. A couple normal anglo kids are fighting with some burly bald ginotype in a leather jacket. Looks like some little touch-up over a fender bender. Dave and I were talking about something more interesting but they’re yelling at each other now so we look up.
“It’s your kind of people that deserve to go to the hospital!” El Douchebag is saying.
Fuck that. Nobody deserves to go to the hospital. Nobody. No matter what they’ve done. That’s the bullshit that blows trains and bodies apart in Madrid. That’s the bullshit that flew into the Twin Towers. Rest in peace, all those people. God bless their families.