Waiting in line at Schwartz’s. There’s a line cause Schwartz’s smoked meat is fucking heavenly.
Schwartz’s is bad-ass cause nobody there gives a fuck. If you can find a non-vulgar way to express that idea please tell me. Anyways, nobody gives a fuck. They never renovated, they cram people into tables, sitting with strangers, and they hustle you out of there when you’re done eating. They just serve good food and they don’t take any shit.
I always order the Fatty Meat Sandwich, Fries, Pickle, and Black Cherry Soda. It looks like meat, and that’s what it tastes like. Tastes like biting a cow, I guess. They smoke the meat for a week, no preservatives or nothing. Tastes like good.