Archive for the 'Video' Category

Jayzee Dazzlehardo

Wednesday, July 24th, 2013

This is the closest I’ve seen to a Sri Lankan viral video. A la Rebecca Black. It’s kinda amazing, in that ironic sense. I have no idea what this girl is saying. There are some English words in there. And I think it’s about Edward or werewolves or something, Twilight? Seriously though, transcendentally bad.

The French Rejection

Tuesday, July 16th, 2013

The BMICH recently shut down a French Film Festival for features ‘Flying Fish’, a story about the war. The film has gotten some play in international film festivals and reviews in places like the New York Times, which said: “Perhaps it’s mean-spirited to say that a movie based on the director’s personal experience of a brutal 26-year civil war is unpleasant. But that’s the word that comes to mind” The Sri Lankan government, however, thought that it was something more like unpatriotic and shut down the whole festival.

World War Z: A Review

Tuesday, July 2nd, 2013

World War Z is much worse than the book (no connection really) but as a suspenseful thriller it’s quite entertaining. The book is a brilliant, global perspective on a zombie apocalypse, the breakdown of society and how it rebuilds itself – told from multiple perspectives. It would be an excellent TV series but probably too much for film. The movie is basically just Brad Pitt running away from zombies.

Water Proofing Anything

Monday, July 1st, 2013

Ever since I saw this video I’ve been thinking of stuff I could spray it on. This is NeverWet, a coating which completely repels water and oils. The stuff never touches the surface, so you can dunk a coated iPhone in water, and coated clothing is impervious to spills. I have often wondered how something as simple as water can destroy so much we hold dear. A digital citizen can’t get properly rained on or dunked in a pool without a lot of personal property damage. Personally, I’d like to coat everything I own in this stuff, from IDs to phone to clothes to whatever. Go nanotech.

Tony Soprano, RIP

Thursday, June 20th, 2013

The TV show the Sopranos taught me a lot about Sri Lankan politics. I was very sad to hear that the lead actor James Gandolfini passed away recently, in Rome. He created a deeply compelling and complex character in Tony Soprano, one which had you alternately rooting for and disgusted by him. Tony Soprano was like a big, angry, somewhat psychotic child, communicated mostly through the eyes, facial expressions, and extremely loud breathing. By all accounts Gandolfini was both a brilliant actor and a kind and interesting man.

Japanese People Drinking Beer On Sigiriya

Tuesday, June 4th, 2013

I met an old-timer who said they used to drop acid and sleep atop Sigiriya, but the place has taken on a more commercial and quasi-spiritual role now. It was built by a king as a sort of retreat and used as a monastery. Now it’s a prime tourist and cultural destination. Hence it’s a bit odd to see a Japanese beer commercial shot up there. There’s a bunch of people eating, um, deep fried cream filled coconuts and then drinking some bracing beer. I hear the whole thing cost Rs. 25,000 (I’m presuming they used stock images).

3D Is Not Very Majestic

Monday, May 27th, 2013

3D, at least at the Majestic Theatre in Colombo, kinda sucks. Just watched Iron Man 3 – a very good rebuild on the franchise – but it was made actively worse by being in 3D. First off, I think it got 3D post-production, which is lame. The only real effect is blurring one character in talking scenes, giving a weak depth of field. In exchange, you get an extremely dark screen with completely washed out colors. The images is so bad that things like sets and scenery disappear, you can just barely follow the plot. It’s such a rip.

The Oscars And American Military Porn

Friday, March 1st, 2013

Two of this years ‘best’ movies are films I don’t really want to watch. Argo and Zero Dark Thirty. Both feature a fictionalized focus on the American military and I just don’t feel like the protagonists are really the good guys. The ‘War On Terror’ is a fundamentally abusive war and canonizing little victories therein just doesn’t ring true, especially from here. Having the Argo award presented by Michelle Obama (otherwise an excellent dancer) is just weird. As film (and film profits) get more and more global, this type of jingoism is more and more out of place.

The Happiest Man Alive

Thursday, February 28th, 2013

This sweet video shows Mr. Sugathapala, security guard at the New Monis, on the Galle Road just before Beruwela. I think I’ve seen him, energetically directing traffic. In this touching video, it shows him just smiling and enjoying his day. Most security guards aren’t so nice, but some of them really are. It’s sweet to see this gentlemen featured online, and his words of advice are really quite sincere and relevant to us all.

Mahinda Gangam Style

Monday, February 11th, 2013

This is pretty amazing. It’s Psy’s Gangnam Style video with Mahinda’s head. And Wimal Weerawansa. And Ranil and Mangala. And Anarkalli. It looks the best on a tiny Facebook video window but still pretty good. It looks like they’re using this app to add faces to the video, but still quite creative. Casting Wimal as the dancing boy was a good touch. Mahinda’s Gangnam style.