Chinese Man Passes Stolen Diamond
Intense. Indeed. A Rocell (I think) toilet ad.
There was some great news of the weird recently. A woman at Cleopatra’s (nightclub/brothel) was arrested for keeping a cobra in a room. Very Blade Runner. Then last week a Chinese man was arrested for swallowing a $13,000 diamond at the Gem And Jewelry Show. Which is pretty funny, especially think of how they’d have to recover the diamond. Well, apparently he’s pooped it out now, as Police Spokesman Ajith Rohana reports. I wonder who got to fish it out.
He passed the stone this afternoon… and the evidence is now with gem experts,” police spokesman Ajith Rohana said, adding a judge had visited the suspect in hospital on Thursday and remanded him in custody on theft charges.
The man swallowed the diamond valued at $13,600 while showing interest in buying gems from the exhibition stall. He was administered laxatives in hospital. (inquirer.net)
Good times. Funny, non-life or nation threatening news is always good.


I’m happy to be featured in Echelon magazine’s 40 Under 40 feature, profiling young people who contribute to the economy in some way, mainly in business but also in terms of innovation and thought leadership. It’s an interesting article not just in that I’m in it (mainly for work on indi.ca and
I won’t add too much commentary, but just read I guess. The youngest Rajapaksa, Rohitha (Chi Chi) has given an amazing interview to the
In 2009 this strange character appeared on the Sri Lankan Internet scene, getting angry, flaming, trolling whatever. Then he started naming anonymous bloggers, posting comments as people’s kids, nasty stuff, for which I removed him from
The chutzpah of this government knows no bounds. Every government since Independence has had to balance placating Sinhala nationalists (AKA racists) while at the same time actually running a sensible, inclusive nation that doesn’t send minority citizens, capital and foreign investment fleeing. Basically, they’ve had to pay lip service to nationalists while at the same time trying to run an actual nation. Every government has also generally failed, SWRD being killed by a nationalist monk and everyone after almost losing the country to various rebellions. In that context Mahinda is actually doing a better job by virtue of not being dead and not losing control of the country. But he’s still not doing a good job.

Get ready to listen to Chinese crap jokes. :)
did you hear about the chinaman that shat himself at the opera? he mistook “clap” for “crap”! :D
not funny? not even a bit? yeah, i suck :(
Did you read the ad copy on the “intense” billboard? It’s beautiful, bizarre, confusing and quite incredible.
“For those who indulge in quiet pride our silent flush sets the perfect excuse”
Is the advertiser saying that a person needs an excuse to take a crap? Sri Lanka’s ad copywriters should be hailed for creating a new metaphor for taking a crap. “indulging in quiet pride”. ha ha… :)
Now, off to “indulge in some quiet pride”.. ha ha..
:D