The Oh-lympics – Four Links

Christine Merrill, the attractive Sri Lankan/American athlete, who lost.
This blog is getting a lot of traffic lately from Reddit’s Oh-lympics page (adult, ish). This is a showcase of many attractive Olympic athletes, female, including Sri Lanka’s own Christine Merrill, wherein it links to my post on the subject. Which is all good. Olympics are about the physical, in all its forms. I can’t find a similar thread on men though.
If you’re into the Oh-lympics, here’s some further reading:
- What if every Olympic sport was photographed like beach volleyball?: Beach volleyball is played in swimsuits, essentially (how un-Sinhala Buddhist, pshaw) with a lot of butt shots. This interesting article from Metro explores what other sports would look like if cropped to the crotch/butt area. Somewhat similar to the thought experiment on what the Avengers would look like if they were all shot as women.
- The ESPN Body Issue: The ESPN body issue has an amazing set of nude photographs (no nipples or fur) of athletes. The original Olympics must have been pretty close to naked (I can’t imagine the running tho, painful) and there is something majestic about the human form they’ve captured here. NSFW, but purely artistic, insomuch as such a distinction needs to exist. Naked people. OMG.
- Usain Bolt And The Swedish Handball Team: I dunno what to say about this. It’s just a few photos really, but you can imagine.
- The oh, oh, Ohhh-lympics!: I think the Daily Mail (of course) may have started this whole thing with this article, full of salacious detail (150,000 condoms distributed to athletes, or 15 each) and photos. They feature some men as you go further, uh, down.
So there you go. There’s like 2,000 extra people a day coming here for Oh-lympics, so give the people what they want.
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I just gave a talk at the University Of Sri Jayawardenapura along with Reeza Zarook of Anything.lk and Rohan Jayaweera of Google. These are my notes: Devin Jayasundara asked me for a subject for this talk and I told him Internet property. But I talked to my fiancé Shru and she had a better idea. Startups aren’t about creating property at all, not really. They’re about creating territory, about creating land.
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I feel MAD when I see this pic. This Christian woman who lives and works in the US, did not make it to the US team, because she was BELOW olympic qualifying time, then jumped to the SL team using wild card, poses semi naked in magazines and has the odacity to wear the Sinhala Osariya. So now the entire world will think Sinhalese gils have no problem posing semi naked in mags. They might think it’s our culture. DISGUSTING. Thuk nodakin!!!
I think frustrated is the word you’re looking for.
Have you picked up any of the Sinhala newsprint mags at the kade? I think Christine was wearing a sweater and like a tennis skirt in Hi magazine. Cause she was playing tennis.
There is nothing shameful about the human body, and people can choose to dress as they please. It’s a hot country and I try to wear as little clothing as possible. I don’t see why women can’t do the same. No need to impose your frustrations on other people.
Don’t feed the troll they thrive on replies to their inane view of the world.
come on man ru that naive to realize this man is not a sinhalese nor buddhists…
this may be Heshan
No our culture is for men to harrass women and then berate about how bad sexual revolution was in Europe and America.
So, are you OK with SL women posing for playbody and wearing full bikinis on the beach?
Looks like most people here are bunch of kalu suddhas with minds completely warped by western christian culture.
Go on Indi – open that can of worms… haha
I am a suddhi in Sri Lanka and see no reason to walk around half-naked because it is hot. Loose skirts and vest tops serve me well. But that’s just me.
HOWEVER, I have no problem with people who wish to do this. It just makes me laugh when they cause traffic accidents and so on….
The Singhalese Buddhist men are the worst for secretly watching soft porn in internet cafes and staring at tourists. Stop having a go at Indi – those who claim Buddhist values should remember that Buddha never told you that you cannot appreciate beauty. Stop being hypocrites and tell it how it is.
You White bastards are the reason this planet is terrible mess. The White race ruined this planet with their bullshit technology, 3rd rate culture all stemming from the evil, cruel, nonsensical religion called Christianity.
What have European civilization done to us??? What have we achived by trying to “develope” like Europeans. Many forget that the White basdards “developed” at the expense of looting and plundering the rest of the world. Are we BETTER than what we were 500 years ago? If you really analyze things you will see that we are 1000 times worse off than what we were 500 years ago? Technology and 3rd rate garbage western christian culture has ruined this planet. It has destroyed 90% of the enviroment through industrialization, wars and forcefully making people live a lifestyle well beyond their means. What the hell are you doing here you White trash slut. Go back to your country. What are you doing here????
Can’t you survive in your country???? Why are you here??
I just hope all of Europe collapses and die. The day Christianity and Europeans die out, will be the day this planet gains it’s freedom and we can breath a sigh of relief.
This smells really fishy.
You sick stupid White piece of trash. Your trying to TEACH US Buddhis??? Where the hell has the Lord Buddha asked to aappreciate womans beauty??? Can u tell us which Sutta has this???
See what 3rd class garbage europeans are. They go to other countries and without respecting the culture of that country, these dirty scum try to IMPOSE their 3rd rate garbage christians values onto us.
So are you saying it’s OK to for Sri Lankans girls to wear mini skirts, bikinis and brasier type tops???
Do others here agree???
You sould ask govi mahattayas to wear overalls instead of an amudaya.
You are making fun of our farmers??? The amude is not a thing that is meant to convey sexual signals. It is a traditional dress worn only in the fields. You people are disgusting, putting down your own culture. But then again I don’t know your relligion. I bet you are a Christian. 99.99% you are Christian.
A diyaredda is not meant to send sexual signals either,it’s traditional bathing attire, but does that stop our culture from seeing it as such?
You are the only person here who’s putting down our easygoing culture with your borrowed Victorian ideas.
hi heshan
Aney uncle, can you type first and then drink your arrack. Not the other way round.
I disagree. I never watch soft core porn. Hardcore only. Also I never, ever look at Suddhis. Yuck. Most here look like they need a good wash.
If Sinhala Gemunu looked closely he’d realise that the osariya bared as much midriff as a bikini did and that the standard sari jacket clung closely to curves.
Can you tell me what ethnicity you are?? Are you Sinhala Buddhist or not??? Just answer yes or no?? Are you a Christian???
Are you comparing showing midriff to showing 90% of the thigh???
You people are in fact worse than the European, cos your minds have been completely “warped” by the western christian culture.
With people like you we don’t need enemies. We can screw each other to death.
Why can’t you compare a midriff o a thigh? Just cos your a leg man (who appears to have not gotten some for a looooong time) and not a tummy man?
This is actually quite entertaining; this page is now pinned on my desktop :D
Sinhala Gamunu is a funny guy. I find it hard to believe that this guy is for real. I am certain that he is just getting a kick out of it. The thread was highly entertaining until the line was crossed when he is super insensitive to other cultures and wishes death upon others. Stop being a fucking dick asshole
So is an army of Olympic officials who run around looking for attractive athletes to give extra condoms to.
I wasn’t going to bother replying to your rant but you’ve hit a few nerves. So here goes:
1. Call me white trash, call me a pervert, call me a whore – I don’t care (it comes part and parcel with my writing job – not every Tom, Dick, Ajith and Gamunu is going to agree with me. That is what makes good and interesting debates – slander, however is a separate issue). The people that know me and respect me will only laugh in your face.
2. Why so much hatred? The fact you feel the need to be so abusive only makes you look defensive and desperate. Not a good look.
3. I apologise for using the term Singhala Buddhists in my comment about internet porn watching, yes they could be Tamil or Muslim. Correct. But that issue is neither here not there. My comment was not about religion at all.
4. I never said “Lord Buddha asked (men) to ”appreciate” the beauty of (women)” – what I actually said was “Buddha never told you that you cannot appreciate beauty” – get your facts straight. You are obviously not a lawyer. If you were I would not hire you.
5. I don’t make fun of your food. I adore it. If you spent more time reading my blog maybe you would realise that.
My last point 6. “I came here to look at tsunami victims”?? This is were you really come into your own and if it wasn’t for that comment I wouldn’t have wasted my time on you. No I didn’t. I was one of them. I have lived here since early 2004 and lost everything in the tsunami but survived. In Hikkaduwa. That day will haunt me until I die. Where were you? Sitting watching it on CNN in your parents apartment in Colombo? What did you do to help??
I didn’t publish your comment on my blog because you are rude and frankly I think would insult my blog readers, not to mention upset my mother. I’m all for free speech but you have gone to far. Some of what I write is tongue in cheek, although I doubt you would be bright enough to recognise sarcasm if it hit you in the face.
I absolutely love the fact that you know Sri Lankans better than this Mr. Gamunu does :D
Don’t let this idiot get to you…
Given the way Mr Gamunu makes up sentences and then blames other people for saying them, it’s only a matter of time till he gets mixed up and starts replying to himself in an infinite loop.
Thanks LB.
As a Sinhala Buddhist I take no offense Ankie. You know us quite well it seems. But please permit me to correct you on a minor issue. We as a race do not like softcore porn, it is no good, hardcore porn is better, dutch bestiality porn from your motherland is best. You above all should be able to appreciate these finer things in life. And apologise if we stare at you its only because we recognize you from such a movie.
I’m hoping your comment was tongue in cheek ;-)
Ankie, don’t let this idiot get to you. He can’t cope with you (or anyone else of intelligence for that matter) and resort to insults and monoric rants. It is plain dumb. Leave him and his bigoted thoughts in the gutter where they belong and you keep on doing what you are doing.
Ankie…dont let this guy get to you…he obviously has no clue about the way life works and isnt even worth the effort….he is just a narrow minded pig…with no life obviously otherwise he wouldnt have the time to write shit like this. i doubt whether he even understands what you are saying. it makes my blood boil the aay he swears and belittles european people. having lived all over the world and in different cultures this guy must be the worst i have come across.
@Sinhala Gamunu: if you’re so opposed to western industrialisation, then what on earth are you doing on the Internet? Stop using this “bullshit technology” to further your racist beliefs. Hypocrite!
Hey Ankie,
i see you’re still having a fantastic time in beloved Lanka..;)
Guys, I just entered this conversation and reading it top to bottom it’s simple: you are all good people no matter what color, religion or food. BUT if your name is Sinhala Gamunu you obviously don’t have neither enough sex nor enough brain.
Go back to sleep, you keri kapu rilawa. Nobody on this planet needs you.
All others: thx for the entertainment!
Seb
Sinhala Gamunu,
You are not wrong when you say that the white christian culture has done a lot of harm to the world. But we will not move on productively if we keep getting back to the past and feed our hatred on mistakes that have been made hundreds of years ago. And even less so by attacking fellow human beings. Mentioning that she feels certain men hypocrits looking at adult content in the internet, who’s religion / belief does not allow women to walk the face of this planet dressing the way they like, doesn’t turn Ankie into a slut, now, does it?
We’re living in a changing world and more and more humans are obliged to share that same space – if we don’t start to accept each others believes and differences, we will soon all be killing each other.
With those mindless and rather racist expressions you are spreading on the internet, you are acting as a bad example. See Europe – have you ever been on the metro in Paris or London? You see more than 30 different tones of skin colours in one single carrier. It’s because we are accepting others. At least most of us are – unfortunately Europe isn’t free from violent unreflective people either.
I don’t know much about Buddha – but I’m sure he wouldn’t have accepted the way you are treating and judging another human being.
Try the path of love and acceptance instead of that of criticism and racism!
Dear Sinhala Gamunu, you are a racist, sexist biggot no doubt about it. Oh and lets add “”hypocrite”‘ to your description as well. I am a “‘Buddhist Sinhala” person and absolutely horrified and embarrassed byyour comments. You must be joking?!
Originally I didn’t want to partake in this garbage like banter, but knowing Ankie very well I had to put my 2 cents in because I cannot stand her being slandered on the web by someone who has NO idea who or what she is about nor the extent to which she has helped communities in SL.
Ankie lost EVERYTHING during the tsunami. And while you may jump to the conclusion of Gucci bags and what not being the materialistic person you probably are, how about thinking outside the square and consider what loss actually is about in the face of such adversity? How about losing your spirit and your soul. Or how about losing your innocence to mother nature?
She nearly lost her own life and then a few minutes later was picking up the pieces for others. She was there as it happened while you were probably relaxing hung over in mummy and daddy’s air-conditioned apartment. She could have easily chosen the easy option and gotten the hell out of Lanka to a much more comfortable life and lucrative employment back in Europe but she chose the more difficult option to stay and help communities in the south and the east. And also deal with people who have no idea and have no appreciation such as yourself.
I can personally vouch that this is a woman who puts others in front of her-she is utterly selfless which I believe is a Buddhist attribute no? And can I also vouch, she knows and loves Sri Lankan culture so very much. Heck, the lady loves bitter gourd-whats with that?! Sounds like a gamme kela to me :P
And now, lets talk about you. I dont know who you are but one thing that is glaringly obvious is that you need to go back to Buddhist school and/or perhaps some anger management therapy. Yes Colonial rulers around the world left bitter ramifications for the local people who still face suffering today. No doubt about that. But can you please explain why and how Ankie is directly responsible for that? It seems like you are living in the past and that aint very Buddhist is it?
And why so much anger? Isnt Buddhism about acceptance and tolerance and the belief that all suffering and anger stems from desire and attachment? Is the real reason for your outbursts that you harbour secret desire and attachment to Ankie?!! I can understand, she is pretty cute you know :)
But in all seriousness, why not try letting it go and breath and appreciate that you live in one of the most beautiful countries on the planet-so beautiful that others from around the globe want to live there too and contribute to the diversity and knowledge of the country which holds greater value that you sadly may never realise nor fully appreciate.
You are all mad. This white woman is the perfect example of what WHITE PRIVILEGE is. Google it and c. You think I am crazy, then why is entire Europe on the brink of Bankruptcy????? All of Europe is bankrupt. US is bankrupt too. They have the biggest debt in the world, running to trillions. They will bankrupt in another 50 years. This clearly shows that capitalism, which is created by Christianity is a complete failure. You idiots keep sucking up to White trash and when the bubble bursts and everything comes crashing down then pray to your Christian GOD.
I apologize to this woman for one thin only. For that tsunami thing (I thought she was a tourist). For everything else I stand by my words. Sri Lankans who marry Europeans, which I have no problem with, should stay in Europe. They have no business here. Inter-racial marriages also very bad cos the children of such offspring will be never be better than the better/superior parent. For example, if this White woman’s IQ is 100 and our fellow’s 80. Their child’s IQ will NEVER exceed 100, it will be around 90. Everything else will be bad as well. Inter-racial children will also have huge identify crisis when they get old. These are scientific facts.
Good luck to u all. I am outa here.
Still using lowercase, how disappointing :(
oh my goodness…….. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
Sinhala Gamunu presents a good example of why this country is well and truly fucked. Based on the drivel he dishes out here he exemplifies everything that is wrong with people who decide to take it upon themselves to represent what is ”good and chaste” about ‘Sri Lankan- Buddhists’. Claiming to protect a race/religion/philosophy he manages to destroy the very values he is claiming to represent and manages to come off as a true ignoramus.
I’m not sure if I should feel offended at the way he goes on at someone for expressing her views or feel sorry for him… He probably just doesn’t know how stupid he sounds.
Sinhala Gumunu
You make me feel very sad and scared at the same time – the fact that there are actually people like you out there is this world makes me shiver and I’m just a dog.