Indian Vagina Tightening Cream. Oh God


The day consumer goods companies discovered the Indian vagina was a bad day for everyone. First we got vagina whitening cream, now this. This is a vagina tightening cream called 18 Again. This is wrong on many levels.

Seriously, the site advertises the confidence of being 18 again. Really? The first time for any woman is hopefully not the best sex they’ll ever have. It is more likely painful and weird. The whole virgin thing is a kinda male fetish. If you mean the confidence to indulge a man in something stupid and not especially pleasurable to you… wait that probably is what they mean.

I mean, in the vagina whitening ad it’s all about not disgusting your man with your dirty brown vajayjay.

Beyond that, this product is peddling offensive nonsense in almost every regard.

24. Can too much sex cause a loose vagina?
Ans: Yes, repeated penetration contributes to loosening of the vagina.

Whaaat? Ans: No. Pushing repeated babies out maybe, but repeated sex, no. Read the FAQs, they’re hilarious. They’re basically pitching this at all women’s insecurities. Husband not interested in sex? Apply this cream. Less sex after childbirth? Vagina cream. Difficulty orgasming? Vagina cream. Oh God. And apparently the thing is edible (I got that from the oral sex question).

I would also venture that the concoction of pomegranate and aloe is useless. They recommend Kegel exercises, which have some effect, but both the cream and the problem they’re positing is quite largely nonsense. And disturbing. And funny.

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6 Comments »

Rain
2012-08-11 14:23:28

Psst!!! So those highly conservative indian culture has not yet opposed this?

 
2012-08-11 15:11:31

Is it the same underlying thing that drives people to plastic surgery, only in its undisguised, unvarnished form?

 
sack
2012-08-13 09:14:05

Maybe big vaginas are a problem for indian men.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

p.s. not really serious about the above comment.

 
Abu
2012-08-13 13:20:58

Hilarious Youtube comment below the video

“So it has come to this. Finally Indian men realize that their ‘trains’ are too small so they are making the? ‘tunnels’ narrower”

 
2012-08-13 17:46:14

heh heh, just noticed that gotukola is one of the “main active ingredients”.

 
2012-09-05 11:23:42

Vagina Tightening Cream (Herbal Vaginal Contraction) by Biofantasy can shows results within 40 minutes, you can experience the contraction in vagina & tender feeling of stimulation of G-Spot. Regular application of cream can enhance the tightening sensation & sensation of vagina. To sustain the affect of Vagina Tightening Cream Se(Herbal Vaginal Contraction) it is advisable not to wash Vagina immediately.
The very special essence, moisturizing and firming up very gently for women’s sensitive and secret area. With mild and natural extracts, the essence would be mildly nourishing and revitalizing it significantly. Turning back the feeling of being young just like before.
Biofantasy Vagina Tightening Cream works by toning and lubricating the inner walls of the vagina. It enhances the ability to draw on and secrete your own natural lubricants. It stimulates the “Bartholon” glands to release estrogen, helping to restore lubrication solving the problem of vaginal dryness and thicken the vaginal walls.

Directions
Clean the Vagina and apply the cream gently in 1 cm and massage it properly till fully absorbed. Do the massage for 10 to 15 minutes daily in the morning and evening.

Active Ingredients

Pueraria Minifica Extract, Kegelia Afficana Extract, Centella Asiatica, Hydro Gel, Phenexyethanol, Glycerine, Butylene Glycol, Hyaluronic Acid, Natural Thai Herb Extract, Purified Water

After childbirth, the vagina may become stretched, and men get smaller as they age due to less testosterone in their systems, which can affect the size of their erections and their stamina as well. By vaginal tightening the vagina, this can enhance pleasure for both the woman and the man.

With childbirth and aging pelvic muscles relax and the internal and external diameters of the vagina increase. Difficult deliveries can cause serious stretches, tears, and rips — and generalized weakening of pelvic supports.

Benefits of Vagina Tightening Cream

It helps in Firming and tightening the vagina naturally.
It also helps in protection from microbial pathogens.
It Contains estrogen which helps in lubrication, thus it solves the problem of vaginal dryness.
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