Weird YouTube Poetry

Google dreams of electric kittens. Image by Abdulmajeed Al.mutawee.

I just uploaded a video on Ramadan to YouTube and I checked out the Interactive Transcript. It has nothing to do with the english we were speaking, but it is pretty amazingly abstract. It’s like William Burroughs stream of Google Consciousness. Seriously, check it out:

0:21 he had a small
0:23 trust building for the border crackdown sunset
0:26 and there’s a lot of the legal limit
0:45 visibility he said
0:47 extending to overlook success
0:51 so disturbing because they’re different
0:53 instead of modifications asking them to do but did not as much as possible
0:57 tremendously better than those of the between your size and your
1:02 double dating
1:03 negotiate like this site zero
1:07 which is what this is all
1:08 status i think
1:10 he said
1:11 bombing in england
1:14 if that’s the job losses
1:15 so as philibosian makes is that you know
1:19 bodystyle
1:20 which is a lesbian

I don’t know what a philibosian is. Apparently a L.A. District Attorney. Which is a lesbian? As a peep into the burgeoning Artificial Intelligence that is Google Inc, this is pretty awesome.

Posted on Monday, July 30th, 2012 in Poetry, Tech.

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