Flawed Vegetarianism

I’m pretty sure that cuttlefish is a vegetable. Also prawns. Things you’re not sure what they look like alive, probably vegetable. Definitely fish, they cannot make proper eye contact. And certain types of chicken. Chicken in a white hodi, but not dark. If it’s in a cutlet one certainly has plausibly deniability. Basicallyanything they serve at Buddhist dhanes, to monks. I also feel that meat you steal from other plates becomes vegetable, or at least alms and thus accepted. And if there happens to be dried fish in everything, what to do. Which is all to say, I don’t think I’m especially vegetarian anymore. If I ever was.

So what abt Eggs? and the whole argument about Farm eggs vs those mass produced stuff?
I think eggs are vegetables. They are vegetables that can turn into animals, depending on the hodi.
I also think anything in fried rice is vegetable.
Being a meatarian myself, i came accross this. look up the author.