Akon And National Security

MCNS after the BBC asked a question. Or farted. Similar response


This sounds weird. It is weird. Whenever I think Sri Lankan news has reached the pinnacle of oddity it goes one further. So, some people threw stones at a TV station for sponsoring an Akon concert. Among the many places Akon has objectified women dancing (not an issue in itself) they happened to appear for about 3 seconds near a Buddha statue. Hence, the violent response. I went to the press conference today and the Media Center For National Security (about as ominous as it sounds) is saying that it was a conflict and the TV employees were also throwing stones. From inside.

The MCNS is an odd place. It’s main spokesman is Lakshman Hulugalle. A graduate in hotel management, he’s also produced a few films. I don’t know much about him. I saw him at the Battaramulla Coffee Bean with Duminda Silva once. He’s ostensibly a spokesman thru the Ministry of Defense, but he seems to have powers beyond that. I asked a Navy officer for more info on a canal rehabilitation project and he asked me to go thru Mr. Hulugalle. Which I found odd. Things usual go thru the Navy hierarchy.

But I digress. The official response to the whole Akon fiasco seems to be that there was a conflict and they’re investigating. That a group had assembled at the Sirasa/MTV office to peacefully protest and that ‘both of the parties have attacked.’ Which is patently absurd. They said later that the MTV staff were inside, so they would have had to find and throw stones through their own windows.

This line was questioned actually quite strongly by the journalists there, but they pretty much stuck to it. I asked if we should throw rocks at the TV station to get changes made. Hulugalle basically said yes, though I don’t think he understood the question, through no particular fault of his own. My other favorite quote was ‘Government does not have to give any reasons’ and ‘law is not above anybody’ (a slip, perhaps Freudian).

This Akon thing is a fiasco, but what I find interesting is that A) we’re still having military briefings a year after the war is over and B) Hulugalle constantly conflates this government and Sri Lanka. He said the government would have no involvement in this incident because they ‘didn’t have to’, since the ‘government is very clear, they have the mandate and clear authority’. At election time. Which is fine, but the MCNS is nominally a civil and not political body.

Another oddity is the casual reference to a conspiracy against the government by Sarath Fonseka and British Channel 4 and other parties, which has apparently been going on for years. And there were no questions on that, it’s just sorta out there and expected.

But I’m meandering. The government’s line seems to be that the protesters were peaceful and their cause was just (seeing as the govt cancelled Akon’s visa the next day). In response to questions about the absurdity of MTV office staff fighting a mob of 200 and the oddity of a government capitulating to violent protest the next day, long sentence there, bit of a breath, in response to that the MCNS just blinked and didn’t even try that hard to spin. It’s out there. It fits the broader narrative. Foreign conspiracy, MTV’s got a history so… what?

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11 Comments »

Comment by The way of the Dodo
2010-03-24 21:23:24

LOL.. that was funny. The government clear doesn’t know how to handle these issues.

 
Comment by kolu
2010-03-24 22:16:55

Goverment is such a western concept isnt it? King other hand, ours!

 
Comment by Ranga
2010-03-25 02:12:07

I wonder if these guys actually play what they say in their heads before they say it, just to hear what it sounds like.

 
Comment by Dev Wijewardane
2010-03-25 05:24:56

‘Government does not have to give any reasons’

There is the root cause of all our problems.

 
Comment by Java Jones
2010-03-25 06:46:14

It’s almost like being Alice in Wonderland, isn’t it???

Comment by N
2010-03-25 10:42:34

It’s like the whole country is one big acid trip.

 
Comment by magerata
2010-03-25 11:32:37

You should definitely watch the latest rendering of Alice, Alice and the story both were very dark! I almost shivered!

 
 
Comment by Lefroy
2010-03-25 08:01:06

This government constantly remind me of Cigerrette Smoking Man in X-Files. Gotta write about it.

 
Comment by Acromantula
2010-03-25 08:15:57

well where’s the proof that MTV staff didnt throw rocks??

 
Comment by Morqui
2010-03-25 09:11:12

Ha ha ha. Oh it’s all so funny. This Hulu Hulu guy with “powers beyond belief” and this Sri Lankan government which screws anyone it wants to.

This blogger who never really reports the truth and tries to gloss what he knows is a dirty hole in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Oh, my! It’s so funny, I cannot believe it!

Comment by The way of the Dodo
2010-03-25 10:55:29

An one idiot suffering from verbal diarrhea.

 
 
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