Akon And National Security

MCNS after the BBC asked a question. Or farted. Similar response


This sounds weird. It is weird. Whenever I think Sri Lankan news has reached the pinnacle of oddity it goes one further. So, some people threw stones at a TV station for sponsoring an Akon concert. Among the many places Akon has objectified women dancing (not an issue in itself) they happened to appear for about 3 seconds near a Buddha statue. Hence, the violent response. I went to the press conference today and the Media Center For National Security (about as ominous as it sounds) is saying that it was a conflict and the TV employees were also throwing stones. From inside.

The MCNS is an odd place. It’s main spokesman is Lakshman Hulugalle. A graduate in hotel management, he’s also produced a few films. I don’t know much about him. I saw him at the Battaramulla Coffee Bean with Duminda Silva once. He’s ostensibly a spokesman thru the Ministry of Defense, but he seems to have powers beyond that. I asked a Navy officer for more info on a canal rehabilitation project and he asked me to go thru Mr. Hulugalle. Which I found odd. Things usual go thru the Navy hierarchy.

But I digress. The official response to the whole Akon fiasco seems to be that there was a conflict and they’re investigating. That a group had assembled at the Sirasa/MTV office to peacefully protest and that ‘both of the parties have attacked.’ Which is patently absurd. They said later that the MTV staff were inside, so they would have had to find and throw stones through their own windows.

This line was questioned actually quite strongly by the journalists there, but they pretty much stuck to it. I asked if we should throw rocks at the TV station to get changes made. Hulugalle basically said yes, though I don’t think he understood the question, through no particular fault of his own. My other favorite quote was ‘Government does not have to give any reasons’ and ‘law is not above anybody’ (a slip, perhaps Freudian).

This Akon thing is a fiasco, but what I find interesting is that A) we’re still having military briefings a year after the war is over and B) Hulugalle constantly conflates this government and Sri Lanka. He said the government would have no involvement in this incident because they ‘didn’t have to’, since the ‘government is very clear, they have the mandate and clear authority’. At election time. Which is fine, but the MCNS is nominally a civil and not political body.

Another oddity is the casual reference to a conspiracy against the government by Sarath Fonseka and British Channel 4 and other parties, which has apparently been going on for years. And there were no questions on that, it’s just sorta out there and expected.

But I’m meandering. The government’s line seems to be that the protesters were peaceful and their cause was just (seeing as the govt cancelled Akon’s visa the next day). In response to questions about the absurdity of MTV office staff fighting a mob of 200 and the oddity of a government capitulating to violent protest the next day, long sentence there, bit of a breath, in response to that the MCNS just blinked and didn’t even try that hard to spin. It’s out there. It fits the broader narrative. Foreign conspiracy, MTV’s got a history so… what?

RSS feed | Trackback URI

11 Comments »

The way of the Dodo
2010-03-24 21:23:24

LOL.. that was funny. The government clear doesn’t know how to handle these issues.

 
2010-03-24 22:16:55

Goverment is such a western concept isnt it? King other hand, ours!

 
Ranga
2010-03-25 02:12:07

I wonder if these guys actually play what they say in their heads before they say it, just to hear what it sounds like.

 
2010-03-25 05:24:56

‘Government does not have to give any reasons’

There is the root cause of all our problems.

 
2010-03-25 06:46:14

It’s almost like being Alice in Wonderland, isn’t it???

N
2010-03-25 10:42:34

It’s like the whole country is one big acid trip.

 
2010-03-25 11:32:37

You should definitely watch the latest rendering of Alice, Alice and the story both were very dark! I almost shivered!

 
 
2010-03-25 08:01:06

This government constantly remind me of Cigerrette Smoking Man in X-Files. Gotta write about it.

 
2010-03-25 08:15:57

well where’s the proof that MTV staff didnt throw rocks??

 
Morqui
2010-03-25 09:11:12

Ha ha ha. Oh it’s all so funny. This Hulu Hulu guy with “powers beyond belief” and this Sri Lankan government which screws anyone it wants to.

This blogger who never really reports the truth and tries to gloss what he knows is a dirty hole in the middle of the Indian Ocean.

Oh, my! It’s so funny, I cannot believe it!

The way of the Dodo
2010-03-25 10:55:29

An one idiot suffering from verbal diarrhea.

 
 
Name (required)
E-mail (required - never shown publicly)
URI
Your Comment (smaller size | larger size)
You may use <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong> in your comment.

email indi AT indi.ca.


Recent Comments


Unequal Marriage In Sri Lanka (The Foreign Kind) (18)

DK: My thanks to everyone – well, perhaps not Acro – who has contributed to this. I’ve learned a lot. As I’ve said in a previous string I’m Sri Lankan-born, lost SL citizenship because of prevailing laws at the time I...

Why Does India Suck At The Olympics? (5)

David Blacker: First I’d like to see what the average Indian is. Or Chinese for that matter.

Dinuka: “…b ut the average Indian can take the average Chinese person in a fight.” Really? Do tell me how you came to that conclusion, I’m interested to know.

Carasek: I think David Blacker’s got it about right, though there are a few additional reasons. First, South Asians love their sport as much as the next person, but they don’t necessarily do sport as much as the next person. Leaving...

New New Kottu (7)

Chavie: Thanks bro. :)

Chavie: Yeps, any combination of language/popula rity that you use to view a page can be used to obtain a feed. Let’s say you’re looking at Sinhala posts popular today: http://kottu.or g/si/today You can get the feed for that...

D: Can we get separate RSS feeds based on the language?

General Sarath Fonseka Out Soon? (12)

David Blacker: Nothing wrong with the Sinhalese being divided by politics rather than united by ethnicity. And yes, of course SL must cooperate with an international investigation if one is initiated. We can’t afford not to. The idea is to...

You’re Nobody Till (45)

Regewaypere2: Asortyment uzupe?nia Outcast przestrzenna uciecha przygodowa i klisza Setnie Speedway. Nu?e na godzin? poprzednio wschodem s?o?ca nieruchomosci odby? wspomnian? z wykorzystaniem Benwolia przechadzk? w gaju sykomorowym mamy w...

Sarath Fonseka And Minority Politics (9)

tastyjujubes: Being more “Tamil 221; is not going to help the Sri Lankan Tamils to be honest. Being even more insular, introverted and ethnocentric is not going to help the Tamil people. The Tamils of Sri Lanka live on an island with a...

Why Does India Suck At The Olympics?

Today on the morning show we talked about the Olympics, namely China’s emerging dominance. For me the bigger question is India. Why does India suck so much? In 2008 the US won 110 medals, China won 100 and India won… 3. India has over a billion people, some economic clout and is by all counts an emerging superpower, but they suck at the Olympics. Why?

New New Kottu

Janith has updated Kottu with rims and shit. Seriously, it looks pretty good. You could say the desktop look is cosmetic, but check out the mobile. Kottu now looks like an app with settings and menus and such. The biggest problem with K2 is me, ie, it now takes me up to a month to respond to emails. OMG I’m scared of my email. But Janith’s done this code and design update all by himself and it looks pretty good. Check it out. There was one bug with the previous page link. Lettuce know if there’s any more.

Miss Travel. Alternately, Mistravel

This is highly dubious. Miss Travel is a travel/social networking site that connects ‘Generous’ and ‘Attractive’ travelers. To, like, travel together, I guess. It all seems a bit like arranged prostitution and trafficking. This is part of a broader online trend to connect rich men to younger, attractive women. Sites like seekingarrangement.com connects women to ‘sugar daddies’ already. I guess Miss Travel is just taking that trend international. Wait, I checked, it’s the same guy doing both.

Buying Appliances Online (Singer)

Sri Lankan domestics never say anything, they just stop coming. My maid just stopped coming and when I finally pressed her she said I needed to get a washing machine. I was hoping to ride this one out, but I’ve run out of underwear and I have no choice. I finally caved and bought a washing machine, from Singer, ONLINE. I put the online in all caps because it’s pretty awesome. I ordered the thing in like 15 minutes on Saturday and they just delivered it today. It’s pretty awesome, this brave new world.