The Proletariat Workout Plan
Halik on a bike road about as far south as we could go
The working class is generally in shape and the leisure class isn’t. The former have six packs and are ripped from farming or loading trucks all day while the latter are flaccid and flabby from sitting in desks. One gets paid to work and the other pays to work out. This seems, to me, an opportunity. You can get rich people to pay you for something akin to a gym membership. Then you hire them out to people unloading boats or delivering goods. Get paid on both ends.
The plan is basically simple. Colombo professionals and landed gentry pay for a holistic workout program. This includes physically running around Colombo delivering things, including wheelbarrow loads of goods and refuse. It also includes unloading containers in Pettah, digging roads and, like, drawing water from wells. This covers cardio, shoulders, back and triceps, etc. They pay for this, say Rs. 7,000 a month.
Then, in turn, you get paid by the guys in Pettah, the RDA and whoever needs well water, etc. Part of that money goes into compensation and vocational training for the displaced workers and the rest goes into pocket. A simple plan.
Today on the 
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This is highly dubious. Miss Travel is a travel/social networking site that connects ‘Generous’ and ‘Attractive’ travelers. To, like, travel together, I guess. It all seems a bit like arranged prostitution and trafficking. This is part of a broader online trend to connect rich men to younger, attractive women. Sites like 
Sri Lankan domestics never say anything, they just stop coming. My maid just stopped coming and when I finally pressed her she said I needed to get a washing machine. I was hoping to ride this one out, but I’ve run out of underwear and I have no choice. I finally caved and bought a washing machine, from 
as if :P
What? The employed bunch are going to pay and get the remaining few jobs of the working class?
:P
karl marx will be proud :D
insane plan.
I like it. Now, is it possible to AC Pettah and make the refuse heaps less smelly? Also, it’s quite hot and dusty digging wells and drains, so can I do it between 6pm and 7.30pm?
This is what happens to all these pseudo intellectual kids… Who is that guy on the photo? He looks a real gay.. A beach boy specimen?
i resent that
Oh dear.. So its you Mr.Fuckster? Mmmm… Nice nice !!
You remind me of those africans with big you know what… Sorry dude. A candid remark. Nothing personal.
I didn’t think that could get weirder, but it just did
O_o
[...] class segment grows, we may very well start seeing increased demand for water sports and even proletariat work out plans, cos after a while gym gets [...]
I would love someone to pay me to do all my work – perhaps if I describe it as being like gym exercises they will!