The Proletariat Workout Plan


Halik on a bike road about as far south as we could go


The working class is generally in shape and the leisure class isn’t. The former have six packs and are ripped from farming or loading trucks all day while the latter are flaccid and flabby from sitting in desks. One gets paid to work and the other pays to work out. This seems, to me, an opportunity. You can get rich people to pay you for something akin to a gym membership. Then you hire them out to people unloading boats or delivering goods. Get paid on both ends.

The plan is basically simple. Colombo professionals and landed gentry pay for a holistic workout program. This includes physically running around Colombo delivering things, including wheelbarrow loads of goods and refuse. It also includes unloading containers in Pettah, digging roads and, like, drawing water from wells. This covers cardio, shoulders, back and triceps, etc. They pay for this, say Rs. 7,000 a month.

Then, in turn, you get paid by the guys in Pettah, the RDA and whoever needs well water, etc. Part of that money goes into compensation and vocational training for the displaced workers and the rest goes into pocket. A simple plan.

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12 Comments »

2009-11-04 01:46:03

as if :P

 
2009-11-04 07:44:25

What? The employed bunch are going to pay and get the remaining few jobs of the working class?
:P

 
greene
2009-11-04 08:55:20

karl marx will be proud :D

 
2009-11-04 09:47:05

insane plan.

 
2009-11-04 11:06:42

I like it. Now, is it possible to AC Pettah and make the refuse heaps less smelly? Also, it’s quite hot and dusty digging wells and drains, so can I do it between 6pm and 7.30pm?

 
bugger
2009-11-04 11:23:31

This is what happens to all these pseudo intellectual kids… Who is that guy on the photo? He looks a real gay.. A beach boy specimen?

2009-11-04 11:30:21

i resent that

bugger
2009-11-04 12:53:36

Oh dear.. So its you Mr.Fuckster? Mmmm… Nice nice !!
You remind me of those africans with big you know what… Sorry dude. A candid remark. Nothing personal.

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2009-11-04 18:38:06

I didn’t think that could get weirder, but it just did

2009-11-09 17:01:50

O_o

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2009-11-05 10:42:58

[...] class segment grows, we may very well start seeing increased demand for water sports and even proletariat work out plans, cos after a while gym gets [...]

 
2009-11-19 01:02:07

I would love someone to pay me to do all my work – perhaps if I describe it as being like gym exercises they will!

 
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