Be Still My Bleeding Eyes


and then he ate the little statue


I was driving somewhat aimlessly when this behemoth assaulted my eyes. My first reaction was sheer terror. I thought it was a fucking dinosaur or something. Then I realized it was a giant cutout of Mahinda Rajapakse and was even more freaked out. He’s standing there pointing at the Chinese Performing Arts Centre like, ‘look what I got’. I am somewhat inured to Mahinda’s marketing by now, but this three story cutout is HURTING MY BRAIN. I blubbered for a while but it looks like it’ll be there for a while. I hope it rains all week.

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Comment by St. Fallen
2009-11-29 16:43:09

HEIL HILTER!
oh…
wait…
that isn’t…
GAAAAAAH!
*RUNS*

 
Comment by Chavie
2009-11-29 17:52:38

who’s is that little statue of, Banda? ;)

 
Comment by Chathura W
2009-11-29 18:59:33

Oh God!!! It’s coming… Godzilla!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaarrgghhh!!!

(btw, heard there’s one in Kadawatha too )

 
Comment by purplesocksismine
2009-11-29 21:21:56

Bwaaahh! G-lord!

“fucking dinosaur or something”

LOL. I can imagine how u had to strain ur neck and take a glimpse of this gigantic dinosawr!!! RAWWRR!

 
Comment by black
2009-11-29 23:19:05

O_O fucking nightmare, this.

 
Comment by Whacko
2009-11-30 00:15:31

MAHINDAZILLA, Size DOES Matter!

 
Comment by ~????ku~
2009-11-30 05:42:10

Budu ammo, Godzilla!

(imagine what the fuck will happen when a strom comes to colombo, it will be most dangerous if this fucking poster fall down on something on someone. it was not well built to protect from those cases.)

Comment by ~????ku~
2009-11-30 05:43:05

Why the hell sinhala unicode not working in this blog? :/

 
 
Comment by Sach
2009-11-30 12:28:34

You got scared by a cutout?
:D

 
Comment by Angel
2009-11-30 20:33:50

Wuss!

 
Comment by Jilebi
2009-12-01 01:59:46

Loved the post. I will hope for rain on your behalf.

 
Comment by Dinali
2009-12-01 10:28:55

Seems like a life size cut out of his EGO.

 
Comment by Vividbat
2009-12-04 11:23:39

i was shit stoned and going to laughs to buy a milo.. and there it was!!! fuck!!!!

 
2009-12-07 11:06:43

[...] of our roads, decorating bus stands, in our wallets, in our faces. I’ve heard about a giant cut out from a few terrified people, located somewhere in Colombo. I’m not too sure if i can take [...]

 
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