Be Still My Bleeding Eyes

and then he ate the little statue
I was driving somewhat aimlessly when this behemoth assaulted my eyes. My first reaction was sheer terror. I thought it was a fucking dinosaur or something. Then I realized it was a giant cutout of Mahinda Rajapakse and was even more freaked out. He’s standing there pointing at the Chinese Performing Arts Centre like, ‘look what I got’. I am somewhat inured to Mahinda’s marketing by now, but this three story cutout is HURTING MY BRAIN. I blubbered for a while but it looks like it’ll be there for a while. I hope it rains all week.

HEIL HILTER!
oh…
wait…
that isn’t…
GAAAAAAH!
*RUNS*
who’s is that little statue of, Banda? ;)
Oh God!!! It’s coming… Godzilla!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaarrgghhh!!!
(btw, heard there’s one in Kadawatha too )
Bwaaahh! G-lord!
“fucking dinosaur or something”
LOL. I can imagine how u had to strain ur neck and take a glimpse of this gigantic dinosawr!!! RAWWRR!
O_O fucking nightmare, this.
MAHINDAZILLA, Size DOES Matter!
Budu ammo, Godzilla!
(imagine what the fuck will happen when a strom comes to colombo, it will be most dangerous if this fucking poster fall down on something on someone. it was not well built to protect from those cases.)
Why the hell sinhala unicode not working in this blog? :/
You got scared by a cutout?
:D
Wuss!
Loved the post. I will hope for rain on your behalf.
Seems like a life size cut out of his EGO.
i was shit stoned and going to laughs to buy a milo.. and there it was!!! fuck!!!!
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