Hot damn! I only got one arm!
Saw this insurance ad in the Daily Mirror. Dude is, I think, inappropriately pumped about death or dismemberment. Is that supposed to be his ghost or something? Honestly, getting $15,000 is kinda shite for being dead or discapapitated. It’s like, sweet, my wife can buy a Maruti! In other news of the weird, Read this CNN SMS alert saying ‘terrorists are likely to use a weapon of mass destruction somewhere in the world in the next five years, panel appointed by Congress says’. I’m not clear what I’m supposed to do with that information. I’m going to be somewhere in the world over the next five years. Am I going to die? Oh man oh man. But my generic wife and kids could get $15,000. Hot damn!