Iran Launches Photoshop Missile
The billboard of Mahinda shaking I’m-A-Dinner-Jacket’s hands makes me cringe on a multi-national level. They’re both the heads of lovely countries, wholly up their own asses. Any country that (divisively) adjectifies its name has obviously been commandeered by a douchebaggy government with something to hide. Hence the chummery between the rulers of the Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka and the Islamic Republic of Iran, and the relative miseries of our people. The latest missive of suck from Iran is their missile threat, glibly overplaying a hand where America has already dealt them Iraq and more. What’s even funnier is that the missile launch photo was faked, and badly.
Ah, Photoshop. My first love and the last refuge of the damned. I’ve seen women standing behind graphic designers, hacking off pounds. I’ve seen entire suits changed from white to black, ties died, dimples deepened, acne cleared. I don’t bemoan the fact – the shop has served me well – but in some hands its a bit like a monkey with a switchblade.
In the photo above, there is obviously one extra missile shopped in. This ran on the LA Times, Chicago Tribune, BBCNews, etc. I guess I don’t fault them that much – it was released by the official website of the Iran Revolutionary Guards (is that still going on?), but then again.
All in all it’s pretty fun, and pretty sad for Iran. I’m sure there must have been days when besuited gentlemen huddled around precious photographs above some underground lightbox, hemming and hawing. Not now though. When the tools of perception (deception?) get commodified, everybody looks like an amateur.
More on the NYTimes Lede.
This is highly dubious. Miss Travel is a travel/social networking site that connects ‘Generous’ and ‘Attractive’ travelers. To, like, travel together, I guess. It all seems a bit like arranged prostitution and trafficking. This is part of a broader online trend to connect rich men to younger, attractive women. Sites like 
Sri Lankan domestics never say anything, they just stop coming. My maid just stopped coming and when I finally pressed her she said I needed to get a washing machine. I was hoping to ride this one out, but I’ve run out of underwear and I have no choice. I finally caved and bought a washing machine, from 
There’s nothing wrong with pornography, but there’s a lot wrong with porn. Nothing wrong with watching people have sex, but too often that sex is brutal, senseless and coerced. I mean how many couples are coming on each others faces every day? Hence, philosopher king Alain de Botton – after calling for a 
Sri Lanka is going to start offer 
Good post, I find it rather hard to tell the difference between the real and the fake though.
The question still remains: What to do about the real ones?
One of our presidential candidates will likely inherit this mess, so we can only hope. John McCain is a great man who has served our country with great sacrifice. I have tremendous respect for him. I hope if he wins, he will realize that without engaging Iran, there can only be more conflict. As Colin Powell remarks in his insightful article “The Craft of Diplomacy,” we have to leave our enemy an honorable path of retreat.
While diplomacy with Iran may have its challenges, it should be pursued at every length. Iran has a conscription army and nearly 10 million eligible males between the ages of 18 and 32 (Posen, 2003). Iran’s conventional military potential aside, US Intelligence assesses that Iran will likely have nuclear weapons capability within the decade (Select Committee on Intelligence, 2006).
“Je vois plus que jamais qu’il ne faut juger de rien sur sa grandeur apparente.” – Voltaire
We should be careful what we assume about Iran, or any country.
The United States needs to be very aware of Iran’s growing political influence in the international community as well. In a sermon commencing the month of Ramadan 2007, the Ayatollah Ali Khamenei accused the Bush administration of war crimes in Iraq, and of attempting to undermine Islam in the Middle East. Amidst chants from worshipers: “Death to America,†Khamenei stated that he has “a firm belief that one day this current US president and the American officials will be tried in a fair international court for the atrocities committed in Iraq.â€
American popularity worldwide has plummeted over the 2003 invasion of Iraq and Khameinei’s word’s are falling upon a rising number of sympathetic ears. Any inclination the Bush administration has toward regime change in Iran should be given very, very careful thought. Ultimately, the situation confronting the United States regarding Iran is identical in many respects to the threat of terrorism itself:
A clash of cultures, a stubborn battle of wills, two very different ways of looking at the same reality, a global game of chicken in which neither side wants to back down. This of course is a gross oversimplification of a very complex problem, but there are some basic truths to the argument. The United States and Europe are largely divided on their views of Iran, as well as their views of how best to counter terrorism. One of the greatest challenges facing the United States in its efforts to counter terrorism, is learning to understand those who resort to its use, and developing a coherent construct within which to address terrorism.
The same can be said of Iran. And few can argue that there is no small amount of testosterone in the air, and this stubbornness can be seen on both sides of the standoff. Henry Kissinger has aptly stated that “so long as Iran views itself as a crusade rather than a nation, a common interest will not emerge from negotiations.†But this observation is equally applicable to the Bush administration as well.
Puor bien savoir les choses, il en faut savoir le detail, et comme il est presque infini, nos connaissances sont toujours superficielles et imparfaites.
Unfortunately, what we do know is that the Bush administration cannot be trusted to do what it says. Iraq taught us that lesson. Many experts have long been predicting that Bush would invade Iran before he leaves office. But of course, the Bush administration would never admit to such a thing.
On ne donne rien si liberalement que ses conseils.
But it is the man who follows his own counsel, he’s the one that should lead.
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