Fashism
I’ve got all these horrid fashion magazines at home. Not Vogue even, Glamour and InStyle and crap. I hate them hate them hate them, especially because I read them so voraciously. They’re from McCallum street (used books) so I’m reading mags from random years as well. They’re interchangeable. There must be (are) so many moving parts in a woman, so many things to tone and buy and accessorize for things to be just right. And I suppose they never are. The amount of pseudo-science and lists and fears and dears is mind boggling, mind boggling I say. Especially when I’m feel like I can condense all of it in a few sentences.
- Here’s a hot sex tip. Give him a blowjob. No candles, no ice, no chocolate, just give him a fucking blowjob. If they printed only this women would be much more successful and men far less baffled by foodstuffs and random theatrics in bed
- You probably are fat, maybe you should lose weight. There are plastic surgeons listed at the back
- [Insert celebrity here] is surprisingly normal and disarming
- Adjusting levels of this [nutrient/food/activity] will [cause/prevent] cancer… if you’re a lab rat and that’s all they feed you for a month. If you’re human it’s pretty much up to chance. Don’t smoke so much.
- If you buy more expensive clothes maybe you can land guys with more money, though it’s really more vice versa.
- If you want to land a man, refer point one.
This is highly dubious. Miss Travel is a travel/social networking site that connects ‘Generous’ and ‘Attractive’ travelers. To, like, travel together, I guess. It all seems a bit like arranged prostitution and trafficking. This is part of a broader online trend to connect rich men to younger, attractive women. Sites like 
Sri Lankan domestics never say anything, they just stop coming. My maid just stopped coming and when I finally pressed her she said I needed to get a washing machine. I was hoping to ride this one out, but I’ve run out of underwear and I have no choice. I finally caved and bought a washing machine, from 
There’s nothing wrong with pornography, but there’s a lot wrong with porn. Nothing wrong with watching people have sex, but too often that sex is brutal, senseless and coerced. I mean how many couples are coming on each others faces every day? Hence, philosopher king Alain de Botton – after calling for a 
Sri Lanka is going to start offer 
Good post… had me laughing so much…. especially the no candles no ice bit……
hehee.. the first point is the most crucial I guess….:)
but hey, appreciate the effort women put will ya…:P
Number 1, Sure path to world peace.
haha
point 1 should be implemented more :)
Whoever said, “The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach” clearly didn’t own a penis.
haha… I read Cathy Black’s autobiography, she’s the president of Heartz, which owns H. Bazaar, O – oprah’s mag, red and a ton of others well known mags. MAJOR industry… whooee…