A House Party Christmas
I’ve been doing a bit of political theatre with friends, including a performance a few weeks back at this Center For Poverty thing. My last acting experience was as a munchkin in the Wizard Of Oz, when I was about 13. So I haven’t been anything besides an extra. I’m actually not in the above skit at all, except talking over the song. The ‘group’ is called House Party. Our platform is money and a ministry for everyone (in the party). I’m the Minister of Disinformation, and this song is sung by the Minister For Infernal Affairs. You can obviously have a Ministry if you want. This is the first take of our Twelve Days Of Christmas Song. I recommend watching it through because it gets funniest when the Honorable Minister begins forgetting his lines. We have a nativity scene coming up as well, as soon as I uplord it. And now back to getting pooped on at work. Merry Christmas bitches!
On the first day of Christmas,
My President sent to me
A paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the second day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the third day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the sixth day of Chinthaya,
My President sent to me,
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Seven bars a-closing,
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Eight Unions striking,
Seven bars a-closing
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Nine taxes rising,
Eight Unions striking,
Seven bars a-closing
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me,
Ten MPs crossing
Nine taxes rising,
Eight Unions striking,
Seven bars a-closing
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My President sent to me
Eleven muppets joking,
Ten MPs crossing
Nine taxes rising,
Eight Unions striking,
Seven bars a-closing
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My President sent to me
Twelve long years of this!
Eleven muppets joking,
Ten MPs crossing
Nine taxes rising,
Eight Unions striking,
Seven bars a-closing
Six presses burning,
Five Claymore mines,
Four robbing brothers,
Three purple sashes,
Two manly moustaches,
And a paddyfield with a subsidy!
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Sri Lankan domestics never say anything, they just stop coming. My maid just stopped coming and when I finally pressed her she said I needed to get a washing machine. I was hoping to ride this one out, but I’ve run out of underwear and I have no choice. I finally caved and bought a washing machine, from 
There’s nothing wrong with pornography, but there’s a lot wrong with porn. Nothing wrong with watching people have sex, but too often that sex is brutal, senseless and coerced. I mean how many couples are coming on each others faces every day? Hence, philosopher king Alain de Botton – after calling for a 
Sri Lanka is going to start offer 
yawn
aesop was a great man. spot on with his fables, esp the one about the “sour” grapes.
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too bad your relative lost the already slim chance to regain trc headship through mr hakeem. all that sucking up on media month or two ago ….wasted . but i gather mahinda buffalo never wanted to give it to rauf’s ministry ever .
btw who were the trc heads when tiger radio and other transmission equipment was imported and used . why was no legal proceedings started against such broadcasts ? bribes?
that is more than enough material for another “anti corruption “post on your part ( esp given that in this blog mere personal suspicion of corruption was enough for such posts earlier )
Sometimes, Sittingnut, you’re so full of shit. It’s too bad, because it actually puts off people who would otherwise listen to your sometimes valid point of view of the political/military situation.
ravanna:
be patient and don’t worry, i will get to you eventually sometime soon. problem is too much material and too little time. :-)
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meanwhile this would be an interesting topic for a political writer if he is serious, investigative, want to get to the bottom of things, and actually has sources that know what is really happening.
did or did not rauf hakeem demand trc from mahinda from the day he got the ministry ? didn’t buffalo refuse? was not that the main issue( along with some minor front issues) in the recent crossover of rauf? wasn’t a certain person sucking up to hakeem recently ? ( and since he was criticizing some taxes at the same time, this sucking up resulted in all sorts of contradictions and contortions in his statements in media ). was he angling to be trc head again thro hakeem ?
doesn’t trc regulate broadcasts and related equipment? so what action was done against ltte broadcasts and import of equipment ? why not? was a license given ? if so why ? who were the responsible individuals (at trc and other authorities)?
btw did some ppl concerned, have close relations with some terrorist propaganda parrots who said terrorist voice of tigers was a legitimate media outlet after it was bombed ?
to an observer of sl politics all that should smell really bad. ( though may be not to indi who may be immune to smell from habit from birth, maintians a blog by the name of padashow, and marched shoulder shoulder with mervin silva, etc)
they certainly stink more than mere personal suspicions that were the basis of some posts here.
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btw dear boy i don’t worry about opinions of ppl, who don’t like what i say, based on their feelings and prejudices without any explainable reasons.
Two Things:
1. btw dear boy i don’t worry about opinions of ppl, who don’t like what i say, based on their feelings and prejudices without any explainable reasons. Right back at you.
2. I have no clue about what you’re talking about. Stop asking ME the questions, and if you have any evidence lets see it. All you are doing is making silly accusations without a shred of proof. All you have is conjecture and insinuations, a personal grudge against Indi, and an active imagination.
Sittingnut, change the record, it’s really annoying now.
Indi writes under his real name, not a pseudonym like you. Why not give out your real name so people can check whether you have ever been involved in corruption/crime/any other things you accuse others of?
Secondly, you refute allegations of human rights abuses etc by the Govt, citing lack of evidence. Please provide us with evidence for the charges you bring against Indi and/or his relatives. Otherwise please refrain from making baseless allegations, whilst simultaneously dismissing any and all allegations of wrongdoing against the Govt by foreign media outlets/NGOs/peaceniks. Your incessant ramblings about Indi and his family are annoying, and have no evidence, much like the white van abductions you are so quick to claim are false.
ravana:
1. thanks for repeating what i said, as is your usual habit . but given your experience you should have learned by now that parroting does not work for everyone.
i gave my reasons, you didn’t, see your own first comment here. boy
2. “I have no clue about what you’re talking about…”
then why do you reply to my comments? :-)
you have no idea what trc is ? huh ? i thought so :-)
we know that you are generally clueless about almost everything. that is why we have to ask questions from you to know the extent of your knowledge, when you cut in.
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as for making accusations without proof you better ask that question from indi.padshow not me. why didn’t you? if you did please point me to it
as i have pointed out from the first, i am just applying his own standards on his own blog, to point out that by his standards of corruption allegations his family is corrupt .
“his blog his standards” as i said before
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questions btw are not just for you but to anyone who want s to know why indi.padshow’ posts have something in common with that aesop’s fable. . most ppl are not as clueless as you and can put two an two together.
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uncle johnson:
so you are the latest “anon” to defend indi padashow and his family? (at this rate indi will run out anon names soon) :-)
“Indi writes under his real name, not a pseudonym like you. Why not give out your real name so people can check whether you have ever been involved in corruption/crime/any other things you accuse others of?”
that old argument. yawn.
if you have seen my comments as you claim , you should have read my reply to that question before in several places in blogosphere including in this blog .
my (very common) real name is not a secret, you can easily find it. if you can’t you can always ask me. as i have made clear before i give my name and details to anyone who ask me through email on a reciprocal basis.
you are free to find whether i am involved in anything like you say. nobody is preventing you. :-)
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yes i do ask for proof for allegations. did i deny that? why don’t you ? where did you ask for proof of absurd white van allegations? do tell me in your next comment. :-)
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as for allegations against indi’s family they are allegations as i have been careful to point out from the first.
however as i also made clear from the first , they are valid by the standards of allegations he makes on his own blog ( this one, not his padashow blog ). as i said before “his blog – his standards”.
to put it simply, if his standards of corruption (as demonstrated by his posts) are applied without hypcrciy his family is corrupt. what i did was to point that out
this i have explained here before including to indi’ s father.
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if anything, if you know the answers to the questions i asked in previous comment, you will see that indi’ s family in particular should not be left out of such posts, given far less was used as a basis for his posts.
“wasn’t a certain person sucking up to hakeem recently ? ( and since he was criticizing some taxes at the same time, this sucking up resulted in all sorts of contradictions and contortions in his statements in media ). was he angling to be trc head again thro hakeem ?”
Please post evidence of this person’s “sucking up” as well as the “contradictions and contortions in his statements”
“was he angling to be trc head again thro hakeem?”
That’s just speculation.
And exactly how is Indi’s family corrupt?
You make allegations about them receiving money from the WB and allude to other corrupt practices but you have no proof – I have trawled through a good number of your posts but can find NO actual evidence of the corrupt practices you accuse him (and his kin) of, just a series of allegations and accusations. Either you don’t have any or Ravana is right and you are full of a shit with a personal grudge against Indi.
When Indi or anyone else for that matter cites eyewitness reports as evidence you dismiss them outright as being the fabrications of NGO’s/peacenik/LTYTE sympathizers (again without proof). Why the hypocracy?
Please post a link news article citing any of the above.
Sittingnut, just run your eyes over this page and notice how this approach of yours has lost the audience. Your rants come across as an immature, pedantic, insecure, jealous, paranoid, vindictive, illogical loser. This really is a pity, because I think if not for this impression you create for yourself sometimes, more people would take your points of view on the war and politics more seriously.
sittingnut, firstly let me say that I am not Indi.
my (very common) real name is not a secret, you can easily find it. if you can’t you can always ask me. as i have made clear before i give my name and details to anyone who ask me through email on a reciprocal basis.
You want us to ask you your name by email? Why can’t you just give it here? Your blog says that your first name is “Suranga”, but I couldn’t find out your surname, despite you saying it is easy to find. Please make it easier for all by printing your full name here.
you are free to find whether i am involved in anything like you say. nobody is preventing you. :-)
Well you are preventing me, by not giving your name. If you are truly confident that your name is clear, you will give us your full name, so we can proceed to investigate whether your family is corrupt in the same way that you accuse Indi’s family.
yes i do ask for proof for allegations. did i deny that? why don’t you ? where did you ask for proof of absurd white van allegations? do tell me in your next comment. :-)
as for allegations against indi’s family they are allegations as i have been careful to point out from the first.
however as i also made clear from the first , they are valid by the standards of allegations he makes on his own blog ( this one, not his padashow blog ). as i said before “his blog – his standardsâ€.
to put it simply, if his standards of corruption (as demonstrated by his posts) are applied without hypcrciy his family is corrupt. what i did was to point that out this i have explained here before including to indi’ s father.
So as I understand, you ask for proof of allegations of white vans, but when you make allegations against Indi’s family you don’t require proof, as “they are valid by the standards of allegations (Indi) makes on his own blog”.
So your requirement for proof changes according to the context? If you write on your own blog, you require proof for allegations, but if you comment on this blog, you can make allegations without proof? Is this correct?
hehe thats some funny shit….enjoyed it! who wrote the lyrics?? happy christmas to you too
please check this, do animations. this guy is not good.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=owK5tHjL0aE
So, if it’s so common, what is Sittingnut’s real name?
Doesn’t Sri Lanka have laws regarding libel and defamation?
Your friends look like trannies. And the video sucks ass.
Ass sucking trannies is actually a very popular video. Thank you, come again
guys, don’t bother answering the twat, indi, block him out. give him some of his own medecine, i.e. censorship! banning, he’s a warmonger therefore he’s unpatriotic, send a white van and lock him up in boossa. bruahhahhahahha!!!!! wanka.