Drama Online
The two muses, by Kokeshi
Most people reading blogs are doing it for dramatic pleasure. My friends and family may like to see pictures of me happy, but casual visitors are more interested if I’m getting my ass kicked, fighting with Morquendi, or not getting laid. My most tangible memories of this site are fights, flamewars and general disasters. This isn’t a choice as much as a natural property of human attention. Drama has evolved to exploit the bends of human attention, and its lessons apply just as much online. Drama is, essentially, an artificial representation of life such that you can fit it in an amphitheatre. Modern technology, however, makes it possible to watch life itself – hence the popularity of Reality TV, blogs, etc. The stories are a bit messier, but they still succeed or fail as dramas.
The stories that do the best take the classic forms – tragedy, comedy, and satyrs. Whether you like it or not, your life is part of a drama on your blog. Kottu makes things even weirder cause you suddenly get a cast of characters interacting with each other. Those characters can be angry, miserable, fornicating, cheating or feuding viciously, that’s all good drama. Things only slow down if everyone is happy.
Tragedy
The most obvious example of the communicative power of tragedy is the tsunami.
The scene as I know it started with the tsunami. As you can see in the graph above, this site went from like 3,000 monthly visitors to 10,000 and stabilized there. I wasn’t even blogging much during the time cause I was working with Sarvodaya, which Apple and Google linked to from their main pages. That site was doing 20,000 a day. All of a sudden blogs went from a trivial hobby to the only source of life or death information. Morquendi and Mahangu’s reporting, in particular, was exemplary. Those were awful, sleepless times, but it gave birth to the entire blogosphere. Like TV news, Internet traffic is driven by death, conflict, and sex. Those are also the elements of a good drama. It kinda sucks to be in the middle of it, but it’s all good for traffic.
Comedy
The best and most popular bloggers are funny. Dooce, for example, is hilarious and self-deprecating about everything from family to farting in the gym. Some stuff doesn’t rise to the level of tragedy, but if you’re willing to make an ass of yourself it can be very funny. I almost enjoy non-deadly stuff happening cause it makes for a good story. I’ve literally lost my pants and caused about a lakh in general property damage this month, but I got some decent writing out of it.
Satyrs
This I didn’t know what it was until I checked Wikipedia, but I think it may describe Padashow. Greek plays were apparently presented in sets, with a satyr thrown in to break up the seriousness.
The amusing effect of the play did not depend so much on the action itself, as was the case in comedy, but rather on the relation of the chorus to that action. That relation was in keeping with the wanton, saucy, and insolent, and at the same time cowardly, nature of the satyrs. The number of persons in the chorus is not known, although there were probably either twelve or fifteen, as in tragedy. In accordance with the popular notions about the satyrs, their costume consisted of the skin of a goat, deer, or panther, thrown over the naked body, and besides this a hideous mask and bristling hair.
Padashow has a chorus of about 12-15 people that he generally offends with his coarseness and bristling bile. He also gets the added benefit that Hi exploits, namely, that if you simply mention someone’s name their 18,000 friends and family will come to see what’s up. If you trash them you get an even wider response. The satyr may be gross and offensive, but that’s kinda the point. The chorus can take it seriously or not, actually, it’s better if they do. It’s all part of the drama, and it’s all good for traffic.
I want to visit my friend in China before he comes back. Free place to crash and all. So, I applied for a visa to China, from Colombo. I’m not sure I’ll get it, but this is process to at least apply. For official but incomplete info, check out the 
The Mahavamsa (a history of Sri Lanka) is full of conflicts between generals and kings. Usually, the more bloodthirsty and unscrupulous would win. Our current (elected) ruler Mahinda Rajapaksa has had his own general conflicts, namely with one Sarath Fonseka. In the old days Fonseka would have staged a coup, as in literally try to cut of Mahinda’s head, and Mahinda would – if that failed – tie him to four elephants and split his parts asunder. Can’t do that shit anymore. Instead Fonseka ran for office and lost and Mahinda tossed him in jail.
Today on the 
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Dooce is my favourite. She is intelligent, funny and real and a mum.
eff that — what’s weird is that i was right there where that picture was taken just, um 2 weeks ago. to this day.
You’re right on this one Indi, everybody likes drama, whether it’s really happening, or just on tv. I’ve got to say though, I like comedy more than drama, that’s why my tv remote is programmed on Comedy Central all the time. There’s nothing like kicking back and watching Mad TV, even if I’ve already seen that particular show before.
[...] All in all though, the .lk community is going through a bit of a slump, with many bloggers refraining from posting in fear of being targeted by the newcomer. The upside however is that these recent happenings are a sure sign that the Sri Lanka weblogging community has finally arrived. And of course, never forget that drama brings hits. [...]