Printing, Losing and Eating
the film which, in turn, prints the magazine. Four per page – Cyan, Magenta, Yellow or blacK
Been busy running around town trying to sell ads now, but besides that… Osama’s Bush got robbed at Quiz Night. The question was who’s the test captain of the World XI and we answered Graeme Smith, which it is. Actually, I have no idea what the World XI is, but Shanaka does. Navin said it was Pollock or something and marked us wrong. It cost us 2 points, and we only lost by 1, so it was bullshit. He almost made up for it with his new campaign slogan, though: “Vote for the UNP or we’re all fucked”. Been actually awake in the morning, which is interesting, what with other people being conscious and in office and all. I also get very hungry and I have no idea what’s going on in the Bold and the Beautiful or WWE.

Went to McDonald’s for lunch and filled in their ‘how are we serving you’ form with ketchup. Thought I was very funny till I got the ketchup on my sleeve. My request was for the 2 cheeseburger meal, which is sorely lacking.
I started off not really liking General Sarath Fonseka, him being part of the aggressive war effort. I didn’t support the war (largely cause I thought it would fail), and I thought Gotabhaya Rajapaksa and Fonseka were gleefully stomping everything. Fonseka even came out and said “I strongly believe that this country belongs to the Sinhalese but there are minority communities and we treat them like our people,” in 2008 (
General Sarath Fonseka was arrested on a bunch of trumped up charges, but mainly for daring to threaten Mahinda in a Presidential election. Despite his poor health, Fonseka was arrested in February 2010 and sentence to three years. Word on the street now, however, is that he’ll be released soon. Like any day now. President Mahinda Rajapaksa has told
I’ve been testing a lot of apps. A very interesting one is iPlayboy, from Playboy magazine. It’s bad porn but a good magazine, especially since you can read issues from its cultural heyday – the Mad Men era of the 60s.
I’m going to get back to blogging. I buy a shitload of stuff on my iPad. Not that I like spending money, and the exchange rate terrifies me, but it’s just so easy, and so good. For example, I’ve been reading comics again. Spiderman, and 
maaaan…you weird american. but atleast i laughed for a good 5 minutes there. you created quite a masterpiece there, with the survey and the sauce.
you LOST quiz man. loser. and now you’ve gone and done it, behaved completely unacceptably at mcdonalds, just when i thought you couldnt get any more immature, what with texting you-know-who off MY phone and saying obscene, sexually frustrated things.
im absoloutely never going to (blank blank blank) now…not even after, what was it? 36 really good margaritas. or more. definitely not. there is no redemption.
are you sure it was ketchup? :-)
electra: he’s canadian. there’s like, a big difference. shish.
i’m kinda american too, lived in Columbus Ohio for most of my life. Actually worked at McDonald’s, after which I couldn’t eat there for about 3 years
I once played bingo using ketchup. I didn’t win. Never had faith in ketchup since.