Printing, Losing and Eating
the film which, in turn, prints the magazine. Four per page – Cyan, Magenta, Yellow or blacK
Been busy running around town trying to sell ads now, but besides that… Osama’s Bush got robbed at Quiz Night. The question was who’s the test captain of the World XI and we answered Graeme Smith, which it is. Actually, I have no idea what the World XI is, but Shanaka does. Navin said it was Pollock or something and marked us wrong. It cost us 2 points, and we only lost by 1, so it was bullshit. He almost made up for it with his new campaign slogan, though: “Vote for the UNP or we’re all fucked”. Been actually awake in the morning, which is interesting, what with other people being conscious and in office and all. I also get very hungry and I have no idea what’s going on in the Bold and the Beautiful or WWE.
Went to McDonald’s for lunch and filled in their ‘how are we serving you’ form with ketchup. Thought I was very funny till I got the ketchup on my sleeve. My request was for the 2 cheeseburger meal, which is sorely lacking.
I want to visit my friend in China before he comes back. Free place to crash and all. So, I applied for a visa to China, from Colombo. I’m not sure I’ll get it, but this is process to at least apply. For official but incomplete info, check out the 
The Mahavamsa (a history of Sri Lanka) is full of conflicts between generals and kings. Usually, the more bloodthirsty and unscrupulous would win. Our current (elected) ruler Mahinda Rajapaksa has had his own general conflicts, namely with one Sarath Fonseka. In the old days Fonseka would have staged a coup, as in literally try to cut of Mahinda’s head, and Mahinda would – if that failed – tie him to four elephants and split his parts asunder. Can’t do that shit anymore. Instead Fonseka ran for office and lost and Mahinda tossed him in jail.
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maaaan…you weird american. but atleast i laughed for a good 5 minutes there. you created quite a masterpiece there, with the survey and the sauce.
you LOST quiz man. loser. and now you’ve gone and done it, behaved completely unacceptably at mcdonalds, just when i thought you couldnt get any more immature, what with texting you-know-who off MY phone and saying obscene, sexually frustrated things.
im absoloutely never going to (blank blank blank) now…not even after, what was it? 36 really good margaritas. or more. definitely not. there is no redemption.
are you sure it was ketchup? :-)
electra: he’s canadian. there’s like, a big difference. shish.
i’m kinda american too, lived in Columbus Ohio for most of my life. Actually worked at McDonald’s, after which I couldn’t eat there for about 3 years
I once played bingo using ketchup. I didn’t win. Never had faith in ketchup since.