_This is not me. This is a monster. No, it is not me wearing a mask_

This refers to the container loads of stuff arriving at my personal residence. I repeat, _personal_ residence. This has nothing to do with anything except container load of stuff arriving in Battaramulla

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I have so much bottled water that I could literally bathe in it. It is also sitting in the sun, so it would make for a nice hot bath. My entire family is clad in 1990s era T-Shirts, though the ratio of shirts to pants is something like 18,000:1. That’s OK, cause I’ll tell you what, it sure beats walking around naked. I just hope the Board approves changing the school uniform from Blue & White to anything containing the words ‘Shopping Experience’.

Besides clothing and water, there are also some lesser known needs of the Tsunami stricken in Battaramulla. These have thankfully been filled.

# Little League Catchers Mitts
# Burqas
# Stilleto Heels
# Hats Shaped Like Giant Condoms (multiple colors, please)
# Monster Masks, preferably with hair

Also, we could use more bottled water to wash the car. I hesitate to mention my dream of making a Tsunami-Theme-Park with a waterslide and everything, but we only need a few more containers to make that a reality. Please no flavored drinks or Perrier as they irritate the skin. Finally, I would like to thank Sri Lankan customs for kindly opening all the boxes before they arrive and putting them in one giant pile. Their services are well worth the cost.

Posted on Thursday, February 24th, 2005 in Photography, Sri Lanka.