Robot Blogger

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HAL 9000 image from the 2001:Space Odyssey Resource Archive

This is weird, but I’ve been reading this blog written by a Robot. Actually, a PERL Script plugged into the Blogger API. What’s weird is that it sounds exactly like a teenage girl on www.xanga.com. Like, if I just browsed into it I would assume it’s a human.

Here are 3 posts. Guess which one is the AI.

Omg.. heyy….. ish been sooo long! im so sowwie i havent updated this page.. i kinda forgot bout dis completly ~_~ Thingz r strange.. messed up even.. buh skoolz startin soon n i hope dis year is betta den last.. well.. on monday im goin to washington den new jersey n den new york so im gon have a bz week… ill write more later, i need to go sleep now.. g’nite… nuff luv

Now I want to talk about my life! . They most of the time crazily are the best there is with friends, my love of other webloggers and my love of the interweb. I am just a girl..Well… my yelps of pleasure sometimes baffles me and I appreciate it!I like friends… Do you love me?. I am just a girl.. I say. Tomorrow I am going to think about my friend’s girl problems. What you think? Do you like my life?. What you think? Do you like my life?. I appreciate my life

HEY, BIG PROB!!!!!! MY TEACHERS ARE COMPLETE ASSES!!!!!! Did ya’ll c the Micheal Jackson thing last week?????? I mean, eugh! His dad was like “i don’t want to call him a freak, but he’s a freak of nature” Tells u somfin don’t it? Ny hoo sup ppl, Feel The Force (star Wars freakzoid brainwaves)

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Dananjaya eakanayaka
2008-07-06 13:27:10

I’m dananjaya eakanayaka.14years old. I study at nikawewa.de wanampiyatissa central college. I have a one sister. my father is w,m eakanayaka.he works at Colombo my mother is a good house wife. I have a black Hair and long eyes. My best friend is kasun.my friends call me Dana. I like music and computer. My favorite subject is science and my favorite colours are blue and white. I like to play cricket with my friends. I can sing a song and play guitar. I like to eat chocolates and fruits. My favorite singer is surendra perera. I like to watch sirasa supers star. I always help others. My ambition is be a good manager I try to achieve my ambition.

 
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